Steve Forbert - Stolen Identity Lyrics

I worked all week each month this fall
and also had myself a ball;
I punched a clock each day like most
and also shopped the whole east coast!

There aint no tellin' where I'll be,
Because of late there's two of me
And one has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity!
(With my stolen identity)

I bought two suits in Baltimore
And jewelry on the Jersey shore;
I popped up next in Portland Maine
For lobster tails and French champagne.

There aint no tellin' where I'll be,
Because of late there's two of me
And one has tons of fun for free
With my sto-len i-den-ti-ty!
(With my sto-len i-den-ti-ty)

What have I done? where have I been?
The information's rollin' in;
A paper trail comes in the mail,
I'd like to put myself in jail!

An ev'ning out on Harvard Square, I I I
I really lived it up up there!
I did it all, I got around
And not once left my old home town!

There aint no tellin' where I'll be,
Because of late there's two of me
And one has tons of fun for free
With my stolen identity!
(With my stolen identity)

I've got to stop myself somehow,
I have become a problem now;
I really should be done with it,
But I just don't know when to quit!

I hope to meet myself someday,
That is the man whose bills I pay;
We'll both get wined and caviared
If he'll pull out a credit card.

There aint no tellin' where I'll be,
Because of late there's two of me
And one has tons of fun for free
With my sto-len i-den-ti-ty!
(With my stolen identity)

An angry husband's at my door,
I have not met his wife before;
He's not convinced and wants t' fight,
I guess I had some fun last night!

There aint no tellin' where I'll be,
Because of late there's two of me
And one has tons of fun for free
With my sto-len i-den-ti-ty!
(With my stolen identity)