Stereophonics - Check My Eyelids for Holes Lyrics

I gotta lose weight, I, I swallow honey
Is my stand up show still, still, still that funny
Am I back for good, I said that I, said that I would be
She's down waist low, trying to make me happy
Because I like watching you

It's time I tried, tried to check my
Check my eyelids, check for holes
It's time I tried, tried to check my
Check my eyelids, check for holes

Two weeks late, I, I, I gotta test for babies
Shop take is falling low
I'm not going back, back to the factory's
Because I like what I do

It's time I tried, tried to check my
Check my eyelids, check for holes
It's time I tried, tried to check my
Check my eyelids, check for holes

It's time I tried, tried to check my
Check my eyelids, check for holes
It's time I tried, tried to check my
Check my eyelids, check for holes
It's time I tried
It's time I tried
It's time I tried
It's time I tried
It's time I tried
It's time I tried
It's time I tried
To check my lids for holes