Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: The Craig Machine
Beelz - Stephen Lynch
I figured since I wrote a song about you know God and Jesus and all that I would have to give the opposition equal time.
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names by there is one you can't deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
Iâ€™ve got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
Little cloven hoofs that make it kinda hard to ski
Iâ€™m Satan, Woo Hoo!
Or Mephistopheles for some. I don't know
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then Iâ€™ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then Iâ€™ll make a toast to me
Hey, hereâ€™s to my hell..
Thâ€¦ My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
Iâ€™m in every Zeppelin album
Iâ€™m in all Rush Limbaughâ€™s rants
Iâ€™m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, Iâ€™ll just throw it on a griddle.
I donâ€™t need to make a deal, I donâ€™t need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I donâ€™t care if he can fiddle
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thatâ€™s fucking bullshit because I wouldnâ€™t be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, itâ€™s like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Satan! Look, thatâ€™s just how I picture him. You fucking think of whatever you want.
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