Steel Panther - Community Property Lyrics

I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know
I'd be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay

'Cause my heart belongs to you
My love is pure and true
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

You're the only girl I like to screw
When I'm not on the road
When I come home dinner's made
And the front lawn is mowed

I kiss your mouth
Even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you
My heart belongs to you
But my cock is community property

I wanna make it clear
So you retain it
My dick's of free spirit
And you can't restrain it
No, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
From my head to my feet
I think of you when I can't help
But to fondle my meat
I see your face every time
That I go out and cheat

'Cause my heart belongs to you
There ain't nothing I wouldn't do
My heart belongs to you
But my dong is community property
Yeah, yeah, yeah

No, no (community property)
Oh, no, no (community property)
No, oh,nooo
Community property