Artist: Spike Jones
As the crowd roars
To the center ring steps our fractured baritone
Are you in voice, Winstead?
I believe I am in voice, professor
Ohh once I was wappy uh, once I was sappy, uh
Sap, I was wussy no, no
Once I was happy, but now I borlorn, uh
Lorn I fow mow, uh, sigh on lie now, uh
Nylons are free, no, no, now I'm forlorn
Like an old goat, oh no, not a goat, that's an animal
Like an old coat that is tornered and tat, uh, teetered and torned
Uh, tattered and tipped, uh, tap with a toupee, uh, ripped
Left in this wide world to sleep and to snore
Uh, to weep and to mourn
Betreaned by a jade in her means
No, bemeaned by a trade for some jeans
No, bejeaned by a teen with some jade
No, betrayed by a maid in her teens
He floats by his hair, ooh, not by his hair that would hurt
Speaking of hair, a man came up to me today and said
"Doodles, your hair is getting thin"
And I said, "Well, who wants fat hair?"
That's a killer
He floats through the air with the aidest of grease
With the latest of fleas, uh, with plates full of cheese
No, no, with the birds and the bees, uh, he can't miss
The manning young dare, uh, the daring young mare
He's not a horse, that's silly, he'd break his neck
The fanny young Dan, the danny young fan
He's an awful old ham, uh, he's a young fellow 'bout my age
You know, a funny thing happened
A man came up to me and said
"Doodles, Doodles, did you leave home?"
I said, "I left home"
He said, "Did you put the cat out?"
I said, "I didn't know he was on fire!"
That's a killer
The daring young man on the flapping tripeze
Uh, treezing triflaps, uh, trying flip flips, uh, flipping triflop
Uh, flapping trivalve, horizontal bars
His grations are axle, no, his actions are horrible, no
He's very good, all girls he doth please
But, my wuv he hath lollen astay
No, the dove's in the hayloft away
No, I'm on the road to Mandalay, no, hey hey hey
No, now, did you hear about the owl that married a goat?
They had a hootenanny, that's a killer
He's the man on the flying trapeze
|1||All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)|
|2||Cocktails For Two|
|3||Der Fuehrer's Face|
|4||Oh! By Jingo|
|5||The Sheik of Araby|
|6||Clink Clink, Another Drink|
|7||Hawaiian War Chant|
|8||Nuttin' For Christmas|
|9||Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Jeep|
|10||The Man on the Flying Trapeze|
|11||William Tell Overture|
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|Spike Jones - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics|
|1.||All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth)|
|2.||Cocktails For Two|
|3.||Der Fuehrer's Face|
|4.||Oh! By Jingo|
|5.||The Sheik of Araby|
|6.||Clink Clink, Another Drink|
|7.||Hawaiian War Chant|
|8.||Nuttin' For Christmas|
|9.||Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Jeep|
|10.||The Man on the Flying Trapeze|
|11.||William Tell Overture|
|1||William Tell Overture|
|2||The Man on the Flying Trapeze|
|3||Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Jeep|
|4||Hawaiian War Chant|
|5||Clink Clink, Another Drink|
|6||The Sheik of Araby|
|1||Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros|
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