Solex - Escargot! Lyrics

Well, I cannot take you anywhere
But it is no fun going without you, hon
Well, I can use figures to prove anything
Tapes and such you bought to play along with

You're the sort of guy one runs into in London
If you must drive at a crawl like this
Should be in the near side lane
I sometimes think the only thing to do with my car
Is to push it over a cliff, a cliff

Richard, think you could get high on water
If you believed it was a somewhat tasteless rum
I've come, I've come to look after you
It's just as well by the look of things

You're the sort of guy one runs into in London
If you must drive at a crawl like this
Should be in the near side lane
I sometimes think the only thing to do with my car
Is to push it over a cliff, a cliff
Richard, push it over a cliff