Soft Boys - Old Pervert Lyrics

I'm an old pervert
And I hang around under the bridge
I'm an old pervert
And I hang around under the bridge

I won't do you no harm
I just wanna show you what's in my fridge
So come on, little girl
Is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge?

Well, they say that I'm weird
And disinfectant is the only thing I drink
They say that I'm weird
And disinfectant is the only thing I drink

But cleanliness of the soul
Is more important, don't you think?
And I could show you
One or two things right there in my sink
So come on, baby

I'm an old pervert
And I just don't get around much anymore
I'm an old pervert
And I don't get around much anymore

Sometimes I feel it
Evaporating through the door
But come on, pretty baby
And I show you how I let you score
Yeah, baby