Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet
Dim The Lights And Chill The Ham
Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet, _Dim_the_Lights_and_Chill_the_Ham_,
Cargo, CAN, 1992.
-- Dim the Lights and Chill the Ham
Cocktails for two,
Some knives... and some forks.
Beans, mashed potatoes,
A large mound of pork.
Oh can't you see
In my love eyes it's time
To dim the lights
And chill the ham?
-- Reds Situation
-- I Know a Guy Named Larry (Louis Prima/Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet)
I Know a Guy Named Larry!
-- Exit from Vince Lombardi High School
-- Aunts Invasion
1! 2! 3! 4!
-- Running Meredith
As you are listening to the following musical selections,
adjust the volume, bass and treble controls to suit your tastes.
-- Bang Bang (Sonny Bono - Chris Mark Music)
-- Hot Box Car
-- In My Room (Brian Wilson - Irving Music)
-- Dewy Drops of Spring
-- 5 Americans 6 Canadians
Five Americans. Six Canadians.
Repeat x 9
-- Who Painted Whistler's Mother
-- Case of the Missing Ladyfingers
-- D. Tour
-- Hunter S. Thompson's Younger Brother
-- Misogomy & the Object
-- Ben Hur Picked Off in a Gazebo
-- Who's Afraid of Alyson Hymer / Wow Flutter Hiss
Rocky: And now...
Bullwinkle: Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Rocky: But that trick never works!
Bullwinkle: This time for sure. Presto!
-- You Spin Me Round '86
Bullwinkle: Well, I'm getting close.
Rocky: And now here's another special feature.
-- Siesta Cinema
-- Dim the Lights Chill the Ham Reprise
Tape. Tape. Tape.
You bought a tape; that's great!
We'd like to say that you're the kind of person that
Takes our tape to the lake,
And listens to our tape while they're baking a cake.
You're the kind of person that makes our world go 'round.
That was excellent.
Shaking all over bonus track.
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