Artist: Sesame Street
Ernie And Bert Share A Cookie
Bert is examining a cookie in his hand
Bert: "Mmmmmmm, mmmm."
Ernie: (barging in) "A cookie?! Oh boy a cookie! I love cookies and oh boy am I hungry!"
(He grabs Bert's hand and starts bringing the cookie to his mouth. Bert angrily stops him.)
Bert: "Ernie, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-HOLD IT!"
Ernie: (tries again) "But it's a cookie and I'm hungry and--"
Bert: (jerks away) "Ernie, this is MY cookie. I've been saving it all day just for ME."
Ernie: "Oh but, Bert, you wouldn't share the cookie with your best friend?"
Bert: "Ernie, I've been saving it; this cookie is for ME."
Ernie: "Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I would share it with you."
Bert: (skeptical) "No you wouldn't."
(Bert starts to eat the cookie, Ernie stops him)
Ernie: "Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, Bert if this were my cookie, I'd be glad to share it with you." (abruptly he snatches it away from Bert)
Ernie: "Just a minute, Bert, just a minute."
Bert: "Ernie, that's my cookie!"
Ernie: "Oh but Bert, if this were my cookie, I'd gladly share it with you. Just ask me."
Bert: "Ernie, that's--"
Ernie: "No, just ask me."
Bert: "This is silly. (forced) Ernie, would you share that cookie with me? Augh!"
Ernie: "Why I'd be glad to! (He breaks it in half, gives one piece to Bert and gobbles down the other half. [Did he get lessons from Cookie Monster?) See, Bert? I told you I'd share the cookie with you. Isn't that better?" (leaves)
Bert: (standing bewildered with the half-cookie) "I don't understand ..."
(Ernie pops back, asking): "Say Bert, would you share that half-cookie with me--"
Bert: "AAAAUUUUUGGGGHH! Leave me alone!"
|2||14 Carrot Love|
|3||A, You're Adorable|
|5||Rubber Duckie (Little Richard's Version)|
|6||Sesame Street Theme|
|9||A Little Bit (At The Beginning)|
|10||A New Way To Walk|
|11||Above It All|
|16||Ain't No Road Too Long|
|18||All By Myself|
|19||All By Myself ... Well, Why Not?|
|20||All Dressed Up|
|21||The Alligator King|
|25||The Alphabet Song|
|28||Animal Department Store|
|29||The Ankle, The Shoulder, And The Knee|
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|Sesame Street - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics|
|2.||14 Carrot Love|
|3.||A, You're Adorable|
|5.||Rubber Duckie (Little Richard's Version)|
|6.||Sesame Street Theme|
|9.||A Little Bit (At The Beginning)|
|10.||A New Way To Walk|
|11.||Above It All|
|16.||Ain't No Road Too Long|
|18.||All By Myself|
|19.||All By Myself ... Well, Why Not?|
|20.||All Dressed Up|
|21.||The Alligator King|
|25.||The Alphabet Song|
|28.||Animal Department Store|
|29.||The Ankle, The Shoulder, And The Knee|
|2||I Have A Song|
|4||The Sailor And The Mermaid|
|5||I Want A Horse|
|6||One Good Turn|
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