Sage Francis - Who's Crying Lyrics

I go to the water park to show off my altered cock
To any whore in a halter top who likes to talk a lot
I force a sock into her mouth hole to keep her gums from flapping
Strip her of her south pole
And bust a fuckin' backspin on her northface

Turn this court case into a dragged out lawsuit
I'm attracted to her dad now, he's more cute
"Eyo!", I heard the guy comes quick from hand speed
I'ma have to fertilize his stomach with my man seed

"Then plant trees", my broccoli cock needs watering
Cry your eyes out above my rotting crotch and feed it awful things
Like love and affection, right? Hug the erection tight
She went down under, I fed that Aussie slut some Vegemite

I get in fights every night because of my heavy metal persona
With rapper stars but battle scars are my medals of honor
We're rappers without a consciousness
I've had it with of all this pompous'ish
I'm just gonna get obnoxious with repeatedly
Callin' ya mom's a beach bum