Artist: Rucka Rucka ALI
Album: A Very Rucka Christmas
Genre: Comedy
Dear Santa,
This yo little cousin, Rucka Rucka Ali
First, I wanted to tell you, what a good ass mo'fuckin' boy I been this year
I raised thirty-two dollars for Haiti,
And a buck-fifty to help BP
What? A nigga needs some skittles
Anyway,
For this year's Christmas,
All I ask you,
Is a pound of purple pot,
The ability to seduce any bitch,
And for my videos to stop gettin' deleted every motherfuckin' day
You give me the same bullshit every Christmas,
And some shit I did not ask for, and don't need to be here!
And for this year,
All I ask is for you to help a motherfuckin',
Brother out, for once
Ten seconds from you on the video blog,
Talkin about, "yo quit deletin Rucka's shit"
Will come a long way with me, sir!
Fuck you!
I'm tired of your bullshit!
And don't not never ask me for nothin' again,
If you don't come through this mo'fuckin' time
Merry fuckin' Christmas, bitch nigga!
FUCK YOU!
Sincerely,
Rucka Rucka Motherfucka Ali
[PS:]
Ain't no cookies out, ain't none for you,
So keep your black ass out my cupboard, this year
PEACE!
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| Rucka Rucka ALI - A Very Rucka Christmas Album Lyrics | |
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| 1. | A Bitch Nigga Christmas |
| 2. | Twas The Night Before Kwanzaa |
| 3. | Suck My Balls (Jingle Bells) |
| 4. | Sirent Night |
| 5. | Brother Toby (Deck The Halls) |
| 6. | Letter To Santa |
| 7. | We Wish |
| 8. | Smoke Christmas Tree |
| 9. | 12 Days Of Christmas |
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| 1 | 4 My Nuckas |
| 2 | We're All Asian |
| 3 | Eff Australia |
| 4 | Budder |
| 5 | Justin's Beaver The Movie |
| 6 | Only 17 |
| 1 | Ren's PecsRen And Stimpy |
| 2 | The Weird Al Show ThemeWeird Al Yankovic |
| 3 | The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam SandlerAdam Sandler |
| 4 | Show Me Your Genitals 2:E=mc VaginaJon Lajoie |
| 5 | Å Vi E AikAik Trubaduren |
| 6 | Sex Or Weight LiftingAdam Sandler |
| 7 | Ho Ho HoThe Dan Band |
| 8 | (Track 13 Is Untitled)Spinal Tap |
| 9 | Show Me Your GenitalsJon Lajoie |
| 10 | Main Street RagThe New Main Street Singers |
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