Rodney Carrington - She's More Of A Man Than I'll Ever Be (2000) Lyrics

Rodney Carrington
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She's More Of A Man Than I'll Ever Be (2000)
She likes to go hunting with her buddies
She once killed a deer with just a stick
She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey
And pull my fingers still her favorite trick

She likes Hormel Chili on her ice cream
With a jalapeno pepper on the side
She once fried bacon with her shirt off
Chopped up an onion and didn’t even cry

She’s more of a man than I’ll ever be
She’s done things that most men can’t believe
She chews tobacco and swallows the juice
Her real names Shirley but they call her Moose
She’s more of a man that I’ll ever be

She likes her old job down at the factory
Even though she lost an arm in ‘83
She spent a little time in Folsom Prison
And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee

She’s never rode a bull that’s ever thrown her
Hell she rode one all the way across Tennessee
She’s never met a man who’s ever owned her
Although I think she’s got the hots for me

She’s more of a man than I’ll ever be
She’s done things that most men can’t believe
She eats beef jerky by the ton
And stares directly at the sun
She’s more of a man that I’ll ever be

It’s plan to see she put the he in she
She’s more of a man than I’ll ever be