Bartender Song Lyrics

Rehab
Graffiti The World
Bartender Song
People in the back ground talking:
Care for another Martini?
I could wet my whistle...
Brandy Sir?

[Song:]
Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 AM
The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my xxxx out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stuper
I did what I should have never done
And now I'm sittin here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
WaitinÕ for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her xxxxxx car
Crashed that piece of xxxx and then stepped away

Ya know Moe I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here
Yea I know the sun is cominÕ up
And yall are probably get ready for closeinÕ up
But I'm trying to dry my sole
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road
Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin on

I'm sittin at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park
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So I jacked the keys to her xxxxxx car
And crashed that piece of xxxx n-then stepped away

[Rap:]
Yes it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary
See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn
I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of xxxx Nova

[Song:]
And now I am going back again
Back to the pin to see my friends
When we all file off that county van
Don't ask me where I've been

I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her xxxxxx car
I Crashed that piece of xxxx n-then stepped away

[Fades out:]
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
Heyyyyyyyy
Laaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa
Hey you bastard
Laaaa
Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa

Rehab
Graffiti The World
Bartender Song