Artist: Regular Show
Album: Regular Show, Vol. 1
Old Woman: Hello
Master Prank Caller: Oh, yes, this is i'm a sure.
Old Woman: i'm a sure who?
Master Prank Caller: I-m-a sure glad I ain't Joe Mama! (Mordecai & Rigby both laugh at the prank call video) Oh, yeah! You just got pranked by the Master Prank Caller!
Rigby: The Master Prank Caller is the funniest thing on the internet, right, Mordecai?
Mordecai: Ye-e-eyah, I guess he's pretty funny. But you know what is even funnier than watching prank phone calls?
(Mordecai looks at the telephone)
Mordecai and Rigby: Hmm, hmm, hmmm!
(Cuts to Pops's Room. Pops is ironing his pants when the telephone rings.)
Rigby: Hello, Pops?
(Mordecai and Rigby start snickering)
Rigby: Please hold for a collect call from... Joe Mama!
(Both Mordecai & Rigby laugh, and call Skips, who is seen lifting weights)
Rigby: Hey, Skips, do you have a son named Joe Mama?
Skips: Excuse me?
(Mordecai and Rigby laugh again. Skips hangs up with an angry look.)
(Cuts to Benson's apartment. He is sitting in his easy chair when the phone rings)
Mordecai: Hey, Benson, you got any books by Joe Mama?
Benson: Who is this? (Mordecai and Rigby laugh even harder than before. Mordecai lets go of the phone with Benson still talking) Whenever this is coming from, I will track you down and I will find you...!
Mordecai: Oh, dude, he's still on the phone!
Rigby: He's still on the phone?!
Mordecai: He's still on the phaahahaha?!
(Mordecai and Rigby laugh their hardest and Mordecai hangs up. Rigby's eyes begin to water)
Rigby: O-O-O-h! Oh, Mordecai, we're the best prank callers ever, aren't we?
Mordecai: Yeah, second best.
Rigby: What!? Uh! Did you not hear what we just did? We were hilarious!
Mordecai: Yeah, we were. But we're not number one until we do this.
(Mordecai picks up a phone book and starts sifting through pages)
Rigby: Who you calling? (Mordecai stops shifting through pages and points to a number on the book)
Mordecai: The Master Prank Caller.
(Mordecai takes the phone)
Rigby: Holy crap!
(Mordecai is about to dial when suddenly the door bangs open)
Benson: Hang up that phone! You think your little pranks are funny, huh? You think they're funny? (Benson walks towards the phone and pretends to think he's being called by someone) Well, what do you guys think of my prank? Ring, ring. Hello, what's that? Mordecai and Rigby are banned from using the house phone? Okay.(Suddenly, Benson's face turns red, as he pulls the phone from the wall and smashes it to pieces on the floor) Good luck making your prank calls now! (Benson then throws the remains of the phone down and slams the door on his way out)
Mordecai: Dude, let's go use Pops' phone.
(Pops' room. Pops is still on the phone and the iron is still on his pants, which are smoking)
Rigby and Mordecai: Pops, can we borrow your phone?
Pops: Oh, I would, but I'm holding to talk with Joe Mama! (A pulse tone is heard from the phone) But you welcome to use the phones under my bed.
(Mordecai and Rigby walk towards Pops' bed.)
Mordecai: Aww, cool! What kind are they? (Rigby pulls a case from under Pops' bed and opens it to find 80s brick-sized phones.)
Rigby: Aw! 80's cellphones!
Mordecai and Rigby: Cool. Thanks, Pops.
Pops: Oh, and boys... do be careful. I think they might cause brain tumors. (Dramatic music plays as Pops turns back to the phone and then his head starts to throb. Mordecai and Rigby exchange knowing glances.)
(Cuts to the park. Mordecai and Rigby wrap foil around their heads)
Rigby: All right. Now let's prank the Master Prank Caller.
Mordecai: Okay, here I go. (Mordecai dials the phone and the telephone rings. The Master Prank Caller picks up to answer.)
Master Prank Caller: Hello?
Mordecai:: Yeah, this is, uh, pizza delivery guy? I have 50 pizzas here that you ordered. (Mordecai and Rigby snicker)
Master Prank Caller: Sounds great. Bring them over.
Mordecai:: Uh, you ordered 50 pizzas?
Master Prank Caller: Yeah, and hot wings. Get here quick, okay? Your mom's like totally starving.
Mordecai:: Yeah, uh, okay. I got to go. (Mordecai hangs up the phone)
Rigby:: Let me take a crack at it. (Rigby dials and the telephone rings again)
Master Prank Caller: Hello?
Rigby:: (Idiotic voice) Hi, this is Stan.
Master Prank Caller: Stan who?
Rigby:: Uh... Stan... (Normal voice) Stanminson.
Master Prank Caller: Your name is Stan Stanminson?
Rigby:: Uh... yep.
Master Prank Caller: Well, congrats. That's the stupidest fake name I've ever heard. And what happened to your unfunny fake voice?
Rigby:: I don't know.
Master Prank Caller: Now listen up, stop calling here or I'm going to make you sorry! (MPC hangs up phone)
Mordecai:: Woah, this guy's good. I don't know, maybe we shouldn't do this.
Rigby:: What, you givin' up? Dude, we can prank this guy. Do you want to be this guy's son, or do you want to be number one?
Mordecai:: Hmm, hmm, let's do it. (Mordecai dials the phone) Hello, Master Prank Caller, this is...
Master Prank Caller: Heard it. (MPC hangs up)
Rigby:: Hmm. (Rigby dials the phone) Yeah buddy, its Joe Ma.
Master Prank Caller: Heard it. (MPC hangs up)
(Mordecai dials the phone)
Mordecai:: Yeah, hello...
Master Prank Caller: You got anything original? (MPC hangs up)
Rigby:: "Yeah hello?" Dude, that was the worst try yet! (Rigby dials the phone) Time to put an end to this junk fest. Hmm.
(MPC hangs up right away)
Mordecai:: Looks like the junk fest just got a new member.
Rigby:: Yeah right, like your 50 pizzas thing was way better!
Mordecai:: Whatever Stan Manastan, man. (Laughs)
(Phone suddenly rings)
Mordecai:: Pff, nice try, dude. I know it's you.
Rigby:: Uh. not me, dude.
(Mordecai picks up and both listen)
(The Master Prank Caller's feet are seen. He is in the bathtub)
Master Prank Caller: Is this the pizza guy or Stan Stanminson?
Mordecai:: Uh... both.
Master Prank Caller: I warned you to leave me alone. Now I'm gonna prank you so hard, you're both gonna poop a duke. The 1980s called: they want their cell phones back!
(Mordecai and Rigby are sucked into the phones and are sent tumbling through cables in space, with year numbers floating around them)
Rigby:: Where are we?
Mordecai:: Dude, I think we're back at the park.
Rigby:: Are we?
Mordecai:: What do you mean?
Rigby:: Dude, all the trees are small, and look at that park bench, it's so new looking. I'm telling you, something weird's going on.
Mordecai:: Look there's Pops. Let's go ask him. (Pops is facing away from the duo, working on planting a tree) Pops! Hey Pops, can you tell Rigby here that everything is fine?
(Pops turns around, looking and sounding much younger than normal)
Pops:: What now?
(Mordecai and Rigby both gasp)
Mordecai:: Why does Pops look so young?
Pops:: Now then, who are you two gentlemen? How do you know my name?
Mordecai:: Pops! It's us, Mordecai and Rigby.
Pops:: But I've never met i either of you gentlemen in my entire life.
Rigby:: I'm telling you, dude, something weird's going on.
(M&R see a few B-Boys dancing)
Rigby:: Hey, guys!
B-Boy 1: What?
Rigby:: You notice anything strange going on around here?
B-Boy 1: Is he getting fresh with us?
B-Boy 2: Yo, I think he's up in our threads, homefry.
B-Boy 1: That dillweed just barfed me out.
(B-Boys walks away)
Rigby:: Fresh? Barf me out? Homefries? We're in the 80s, dude! Pops, what year is this?
Pops:: Well, it's 1982, of course.
Mordecai:: Dude, this is bad.
Rigby:: I know. I don't even like the 80s that much!
Mordecai:: The only way were going to get back is that we prank him harder than he pranked us.
Rigby:: Let's do it.
(Mordecai dials the phone)
Master Prank Caller: Hello?
Mordecai:: The 60s called, they want their.
Master Prank Caller: What did I tell you about calling me?! (A yellow, sparkling cloud begins to shoot out of the top of the phone, shocking Mordecai and Rigby)
Rigby:: Hang up! Hang up!
Mordecai:: I can't! (Mordecai drops the phone)
(A giant 80s cell phone morphs out of the cloud. It's the Master Prank Caller)
Master Prank Caller: You couldn't leave me alone. Now you're gonna pay! (MPC dials on himself)
Mordecai:: We should get out of here.
Rigby:: The cart!
(Mordecai and Rigby drive away in the golf cart. The Master Prank Caller follows them, dialling again. In the cart, the phone rings and Rigby picks up)
Master Prank Caller: The 80s called. They still want ya!
(80s clothes appear on Mordecai and Rigby. They scream, the Master Prank Caller laughs, and Rigby hangs up)
Mordecai:: Aw, man, these aren't even the cool clothes from the 80s!
(Phone rings again and Rigby picks up)
Rigby:: Listen, just leave us alone, will you?!
Master Prank Caller: Don't you ever hang up on me!
(More clothes from the 80s appear on Mordecai and Rigby. Mordecai waves his arm and screams at a golden bracelt on his arm that reads 'Dawn')
Mordecai:: Dude, you have to call somebody to help us prank this guy!
Mordecai:: Just call somebody!
(The scene cuts back to the present time at the park. The other 80s cell phone rings. Pops picks it up)
Pops:: Ooh, telephone! Hello?
Rigby:: Pops, you got to help us, we're stuck in the 80s!
Benson:: Who are you talking to?
Pops:: Why it's Mordecai and Rigby. They're stuck in the 1980s.
Benson:: Oh, really? (Benson takes the phone away from Pops and begins talking, sarcastically) Hello?
Mordecai:: Benson, you got to help us! We're stuck in 1982!
Benson:: Oh wow! That's really something, Mordecai.
Mordecai:: Crap, he thinks we're pranking him!
Rigby:: What?! Give me that! (Rigby shouts down the phone) The 80s called, they want their cell phones back!
(Pops, Benson and also Skips are sucked into the phone and are sent to Mordecai and Rigby's 1982 through phone space, landing on the back of the golf cart)
Benson:: What just happened?!
Mordecai:: We need your help to prank the Master Prank Caller.
Skips:: Why did you prank him?
(Phone rings and Benson picks up this time)
Benson:: I'll take care of this. Hello?
Master Prank Caller: Nice ride... But I like mine better.
(MPC summons a limo, which he is driving beside the golf cart)
Master Prank Caller: Blargh!
(The park workers scream and the Master Prank Caller tries to ram them off the road)
Skips:: Forget the phone, hold the wheel steady!
(Skips jumps onto the Master Prank Caller's limo. He tears the hood ornament from the back, jumps to the front of the limo and smashes it onto the engine. Skips jumps back to the golf cart as the Master Prank Caller's limo flips several times. The Master Prank Caller escapes from his crashed car and begins to dial himself, causing the phone in the cart to ring again)
Mordecai:: Don't answer it, don't answer!
Skips:: Mordecai! Look out!
(Mordecai runs over younger Pops, who is crossing the street with one of the phones)
Rigby:: Dude, we just hit past Pops!
(Pops rises, moans briefly, and lets out a manic laugh, much like his present self)
(Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Pops, and Skips crash into the 80s Electronic Store, where they come to rest next to a counter full of answering machines)
Clerk: Uh, can I help you with anything?
Mordecai:: Dude. I got an idea.
(The scene cuts back to the park where the characters a running to the field getting ready to hide)
Mordecai:: Quick, get to the field! Everybody hide! (The answering machine trap is deployed) Over there!
(Mordecai and Rigby put down the phone attached to a tape recorder and then hide in the bushes)
Mordecai:: Man, I hope this works.
Rigby:: It will, Mordecai. It has to.
(The phone rings. The tape recorder turns on with a recording of Mordecai's voice)
Voice of Mordecai: Hello?
Master Prank Caller: This is The Master Prank Caller telling you--
Voice of Mordecai: Hello?
Master Prank Caller: I said this is The Master Prank--
Voice of Mordecai: Hello? uh. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Master Prank Caller: I said this is The Master Prank Caller!
Voice of Mordecai: Hello, hello, are you there?
Master Prank Caller: RRRRGH! (The Master Prank Caller appears next to the phone and tape recorder) I SAID-- (Realizes that the voice is coming from a recorder - he's been psyched)
Voice of Mordecai: Ha ha! Just kidding. You just got pranked, loser! (Recording stops)
Master Prank Caller: NOOOOOOO--!!!
Mordecai: Now! (Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, Pops and Benson jump out of the bushes and make a dog pile on the Master Prank Caller, holding him down)
Mordecai: Now, Rigby, hit the power button!
Rigby:: Who's the best prank caller now, jerk-dish?! (Rigby climbs up the phone and hits the power button)
Master Prank Caller: No! NO! NOOOOO--!!! (Shut down, the MPC falls to the ground and makes no movement)
Mordecai and Rigby: (they laughs) In your face! Who's the master prank caller now, you loser?! (laughs again)
(A light shines out from the MPC's speaker. Mordecai and Rigby look in)
Mordeaci: Guys, this is it, it's the way back! Come on!
(The park workers appear in a hallway with doors that each have a different year on them)
Mordecai: One of these doors leads us back to the present.
(Benson then spots the present door)
Benson:: There it is.
(Benson, Skips, and Pops walk through the door, but as Mordecai and Rigby are about to go through, they see the Master Prank Caller)
Master Prank Caller: Wait. (MPC's speaker breaks, revealling his true identity - a thin, undead-looking man) You guys were better than me today, but you can't leave me here. All I ever wanted to do was make prank calls like you. Was that so wrong? (The Master Prank Caller splutters and moans. Mordecai and Rigby look at each other)
(Cuts to Benson's apartment where he receives a call)
Mordecai, Rigby and the Master Prank Caller: (To each other) 1, 2, 3! (Into the phone) The 70s called: they want their chair back! (Benson's chair disappear. Cuts to Mordecai, Rigby and the Master Prank Caller laughing at their prank)
(The episode begins with Mordecai and Rigby playing football in the living room)
Rigby: (Laughing) Dude! I'm open, I'm open, dude!
Mordecai: (Snickers) Go long, dude!
(Throws a ball of socks at Rigby, sending him backwards off the couch)
Rigby: Touchdown, sock faces!
(Throws down the socks and starts imitating cheering. Right then, Benson enters.)
Benson: Hey, you two! Quit fooling around; we're having an emergency meeting.
Mordecai: Aw, what?
Benson: (Signals to the door) Outside, now!
(Leaves as Mordecai and Rigby watch)
(Clock transition to outside Skips's place. All the park workers are standing outside.)
Benson: Alright, everyone. I got some bad news. The park is being audited. (Points to Pops) Pops tried to pay the park taxes... (Gives him a look) ...with lollipops.
(The workers voice their displeasure)
Pops: But I gave them more than enough!
Benson: We already went over this, Pops. You pay taxes with money, not lollipops.
Pops: (Sad) Oh.
Rigby: (Spits) What's the big deal? It's not like an audit is a bad thing.
Benson: It is a bad thing, Rigby. If we don't take care of this, the government takes our stuff away!
(The rest of the workers panic)
Benson (continued): Okay, we only have till three to stop the audit.
(Slowly pan over to Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, who are thinking up something funny)
Benson (continued): Does anyone know someone who can help us? Anybody? Anybody at all?
Muscle Man: (Raises hand) I know someone who can help.
Benson: If you say your mom, you're fired!
Muscle Man: (Long pause) MY MOM!
Benson: GET OUT!
Muscle Man: It was worth it!
(Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost hi five and run off)
Mordecai: (Thinks) Hmmm... Hmph. Hey! (Looks at Rigby) We know someone!
Rigby: We do?
(Mordecai raises his arms. Suddenly, Rigby knows who Mordecai is referring to.)
Rigby (continued): No! No way!
Benson: What?! If you know somebody, you've got to tell me.
Mordecai: Rigby has a brother. (Rigby punches Mordecai) And he's an accountant. (Rigby punches Mordecai rapidly)
Rigby: Shut up!
Mordecai: Dude, what do you have against Don?
(Rigby gets mad, on the verge of crying. A ripple leads us to a flashback of Rigby's sixth birthday party. We pan down from the banner to a young Rigby.)
Young Rigby: Guys! Guys! Guys!
(Zoom out to reveal four bored children, one of them a young Mordecai)
Young Rigby (continued): Watch me blow out the candles, guys!
(A door opens. Rigby's younger brother, Don, stands in the doorway. Somehow, he is taller than Rigby.)
Young Don: Hey, Rigby! Happy birthday, bro!
(Rigby gets mad)
Young Rigby: Wha?! Wha?! I told you to stay in the basement!
Young Don: Oh! Sorry, Rigby. I just wanted to give you some birthday sugar.
Young Rigby: I don't want your freakin' sugar!
Rigby Friend 1: I'll give you some sugar, Don.
Rigby Friend 2: Yeah, me too!
(Everyone but Mordecai gets up out of their seats to hug Don. Then, Mordecai follows, but Rigby tries to stop him by grabbing his arm.)
Young Rigby: Don't you dare!
Young Mordecai: I'm just getting some sugar, dude! (Rigby lets go of him) Besides, Don is cool.
(Mordecai goes to Don to give him sugar as everyone else laughs)
Rigby Friend: You're the best, Don!
(Young Rigby growls as we ripple back to present day)
Mordecai: Yeah. Don really made that party.
Benson: Call your brother!
Benson: Call your brother!
Rigby: No! I hate him!
Benson: Fine. (To Mordecai) Mordecai, you call him.
Rigby: You better not!
Mordecai: Dude, he could save the park!
Rigby: Dude, he could ruin my life! If he comes, I'm gonna tell him to leave!
Benson: (Walks up to Rigby) No, you won't! You be nice to your brother or you're FIRED! (To Mordecai) Call him.
Mordecai: (Pats Rigby) Dude, just be cool until he stops the audit. (Rigby growls)
(Scene shows the park workers outside waiting for Don)
Rigby: You guys are making a big mistake!
Benson: Don't ruin this for us, Rigby.
(We see Don drive up in his convertible)
Benson: Really nice car.
Pops: He looks just like Rigby!
Don: (Gets out of his car) Did somebody order an accountant?
(Everbody laughs except Rigby)
Benson: Thank you so much for coming on such short notice. I'm Benson.
Don: Benson! Give me some sugar. (Hugs Benson) Nice to meet you. Hey, who's this guy?
Pops: I'm Pops.
Don: Pops! Give me some sugar.
(Pops runs over laughing and gives Don a big hug)
Don: Don. Good to meet ya.
(Don hugs Skips)
Don: Look at this sugar shack. Come here, guy (Gives Mordecai a hug) I haven't seen you in forever.
Mordecai: (Chuckles) Yeah, I know! Oh, it's been forever.
Don: Rigby! Give me some sugar, bro.
Rigby: Don't you have taxis to do? Why don't you get to it?
Don: (Chuckles) Oh! He was always greedy with the sugar.
Rigby: Augh! I can't wait for you to get out of my life!
Don: What, bro?
Benson: (Whispers in anger to Rigby) You keep your mouth shut!
(The scene switches to Rigby in the hallway. Don and the others can be heard through a doorway in the computer room.)
Don: So then I said, "you're not an accountant, you're an account-can't!"
(The others laugh at the joke)
Pops: I didn't realize accounting could be so fascinating!
Don: I'm just lucky I get do what I love.
Rigby: (Mocking Don) "Ohh, I'm just lucky I get to do what I love."
Don: (Turns around) Rigbone! Sugar?
Rigby: Shouldn't you be fixing the augit?
Don: You mean the audit?
Rigby: Don't correct me! I know what it is!
Don: (Laughing) Whoa, there. I'm sensing some tension, bro. I think it's time we all take a well-deserved break.
(The gang - minus Rigby - are outside, and they are playing football)
Don: Mordo! Go long!
(He then throws the ball too far)
Mordecai: I got it!
(He goes to find the ball and sees Rigby already holding it. A mad expression is evident on his face.)
Rigby: Hello, "Mordo". Enjoying your game?
Mordecai: Uh, sure, dude. Can you pass the ball?
(Rigby throws the ball hard at Mordecai's stomach)
Mordecai: (Grunts) Rigby!
Rigby: He's not even doing the debit!
Mordecai: It's audit! (Sighs) Rigby, why don't you just try being nice to your brother? He's actually pretty cool.
Rigby: You don't get it! He...
Don: Hey, Mordo! We playing or what?!
Mordecai: Uh, yeah, coming!
(Mordecai runs off, leaving Rigby looking just as angry as before)
(Back inside, Don is alone at the computer)
Don: Ah, I just about got this. With a few minutes to spare.
(Rigby walks in)
Don: Rigbone! How about a little pre-saving the park sugar? You know: for almost being done saving the park?
Don: What's going on with us? You never give me some sugar. Did I do something?
Rigby: Yeah. You were born!
Don: Wow. That's heavy. I gotta get out of here.
(Don leaves the room)
Mordecai: Dude? No, wait Don!
Don: I'm sorry. I just (Almost crying) gotta get out of here.
Mordecai: Dude, what are you doing? He was almost done!
Rigby: Ah, he's not so cool.
(Runs from the hallway to the computer)
Rigby (continued): I can finish this up myself.
(Rigby presses a button on keyboard. A bunch of ads and warnings appear on screen as the computer beeps and rattles.)
(Presses another button and more ads pop up. The screen turns red and vibrates dangerously.)
Rigby: Augh! Mordecai! Help!
Mordecai: What did you do?
Rigby: I don't know!
Mordecai: This doesn't make any sense.
Rigby: No, no, no!
(Benson knocks on the door)
Benson: Hey, Don, we brought you a cake. It's almost three - were you able to stop the audit?
Rigby: (Imitates Don, badly) Uh, almost done, Benson-bone. (Normal voice, to Mordecai) How do I send this thing?
Mordecai: No dude, just call your brother back.
Rigby: No! I hate him!
(Rigby tries to push send on the keyboard, but Mordecai pushes him away. The two battle on the floor.)
Mordecai: Don't... Don't send it! Don't!
Rigby: Augh! Must... push... send!
(Rigby fights his way up to the keyboard and pushes send. The computer beeps quickly and the clock strikes. It shows a time of 3: 05.)
Mordecai and Rigby: Crap!
Computer: You are late. Begin audit.
(The computer shows an 'AUDIT IN PROGRESS' status bar counting up. The computer shakes so much it causes the whole room to vibrate. The clock, lamp, and eventually half the furniture are engulfed in black and white binary code, which causes the items to disappear. The cake and Pops's hat are the next objects affected.)
Pops: Oh, my...
Benson: Where's Don?!
(Outside, Don is shown driving away, almost crying. The others run out after him.)
Benson: Don! Wait! (To the others) What happened?!
Mordecai: Rigby blew it! He wouldn't give Don sugar.
Benson: (Furious) What? Go give him some sugar!
Rigby: (Even more furious) Never!
(Rigby runs away, panting)
(Inside, we see Mordecai and Rigby's room. It is slowly being eaten by the binary code. Mordecai enters.)
Mordecai: Rigby? Rigby!
(He looks for Rigby and eventually sees his tail poking out from under a pile of clothes on his trampoline)
Rigby: (In a sad voice) Rigby's not here right now.
Mordecai: Quit being so selfish! (Moves clothing out of the way) The park is disappearing: you have to end this.
Rigby: Don't tell me what to do! You don't know what it's like to have a brother, so you don't know!
Mordecai: You're right. I don't have a brother. But I kinda know what it's like... 'cause I have you, dude. You're like my brother.
Rigby: (Climbing out from under a t-shirt) Really?
Mordecai: Yeah. You're to me like Don is to you. I think you're kinda awkward to look at, and you embarrass me all the time, and I wish I could trade you in for someone else. But I don't. Because you're like my brother. With brothers you always gotta make do. And I think you should make do, too.
(We see the binary code continuing to eat up the room)
Mordecai (continued): Now will you please get Don to stop this audit?
(We see the exterior of Don's house, which is huge and modern. Mordecai and Rigby are talking to Don, who has answered his front door.)
Don: Look, I'm glad you guys stopped by but... I just can't finish the audit. I'm sorry.
(Don tries to go back inside, but Rigby grabs the door before he can close it)
Rigby: Don, please! I need your help with the augit, bro.
Don: Why is it so hard for you to give me sugar? (Almost crying) Why do you hate me?
Mordecai: He's mad about the birthday party.
Rigby: No! It wasn't just the birthday party. It's everything.
(Looks up at a photo of Don and Rigby, in which Rigby is literally in Don's shadow)
Rigby (continued): I'm always in your shadow. You're so much better than me. Everyone likes you better, and to top it all off, everyone thinks you're my older brother. I'm the older brother! Me! Why do all my friends think you're so much cooler than me?
(Don gasps and slaps his cheeks. A montage with sad music follows. He looks up at a photo of his younger self playing on a playground merry-go-round with Mordecai and Rigby's other friends, while Rigby sits alone on a seesaw. Then a three-legged race is shown, but Rigby isn't tied to anyone, so he remains alone at the starting line. Finally, Mordecai and Rigby are in a photo booth: Rigby looks angry as Mordecai beckons Don in as well. Photos are shown in which Mordecai and Don are front and center, and Rigby struggles to be seen at the back. The montage ends.)
Don: I... I had no idea. I'm sorry, bro! I didn't mean to steal your friends! I was just trying to be cool like you.
Don: I've always looked up to you, bro. I get my hair cut like you, I try to look like you, and I don't wear clothes, just like you! Remember when you started walking around naked? I thought you were so cool.
Mordecai: Yeah, dude. That was pretty cool.
(Don looks out the window and sees the park being engulfed by the binary code)
Don: Alright. Let's go save your park!
(Don, Mordecai, and Rigby drive back to the park, which is being eaten to the point of oblivion by the audit. Inside, they see Pops, Skips and Benson hanging from the rapidly-disintegrating house.)
Don: Where's the computer?
(Mordecai points upstairs. Don runs up and sits at the desk.)
Don: Jeez! What did you do, bro?
Rigby: I tried to do the taxis!
Don: Hold on - this is gonna be close.
(Don works on the taxes as the others gather behind him. Sweat forms on his face and he bites his lip.)
Don: Alright, I got it! I just have to do one more thing.
Mordecai and Rigby: Do it!
(Some moments of silence follow and the workers look around)
Rigby: Why isn't anything happening?
Don: Because... (Stands up and turns around, arms outstretched) I still need some sugar, bro!
Mordecai, Pops, Skips, and Benson: (Angrily) Rigby!
(As the music swells, Rigby jumps through space on the scattered household items to his brother, who catches him)
(The screen turns white and we see everyone outside, the house and park back to normal)
Mordecai: Aw, Don! Do you have to leave already?
Don: Sorry, Mordo, but an accountant's work is never done.
Benson: Thanks for everything, Don.
Pops: Do come back soon!
Don: Well, big brother, if you ever need some sugar, you know who to call.
(Rigby smiles. Don gets in his car.)
Don: Later, gators!
(Don drives off)
Mordecai: (Leaning in to Rigby with a giant smirk on his face) Sugar?
Rigby: Shut up!
(We see Don's car - license plate reading SUGAR - driving into the sunset)
(End of Don)
|1||Caffeinated Concert Tickets / Death Punchies|
|2||Free Cake / Meat Your Maker|
|3||Grilled Cheese Deluxe / The Unicorns Have Got to Go|
|4||Prank Caller / Don|
|5||Rigby's Body / Mordecai and the Rigbys|
|6||The Power / Just Set Up the Chairs|
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|Regular Show - Regular Show, Vol. 1 Album Lyrics|
|1.||Caffeinated Concert Tickets / Death Punchies|
|2.||Free Cake / Meat Your Maker|
|3.||Grilled Cheese Deluxe / The Unicorns Have Got to Go|
|4.||Prank Caller / Don|
|5.||Rigby's Body / Mordecai and the Rigbys|
|6.||The Power / Just Set Up the Chairs|
|1||Robot Rap Battle|
|3||Happy Birthday Song Contest|
|4||Rigby's Body / Mordecai and the Rigbys|
|5||Grilled Cheese Deluxe / The Unicorns Have Got to Go|
|6||Free Cake / Meat Your Maker|
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