Phineas & Ferb - There's A Platypus Controlling Me Lyrics

Dad
Oh, hi Vanessa
Dad, what are you doing?
Well, I'll be honest, I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers

What?
Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Don't stop
I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me

What?
I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Strange set of circumstances?
I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands

Now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Don't stop, don't stop
Well, I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table
There's a platypus controlling him, what?

Oh, I get it, platypus is a metaphor
For whatever is keeping you down
Like corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
My teacher is a panda

Society's a platypus
My parents are platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
Yeah, we've all got platypus controlling us

No, just me
(We've all got platypus controlling us)
I'd stop if I was able
(We've all got platypus controlling us)
I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Wait, oh, wait, no, he's gone
Hey, there's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me