Original Cast Recording - Donkey Pot Pie Lyrics

[Donkey]
Dragon!!!!
[Dragon]
You didn?t knock when you entered baby
You didn?t wipe your feet
[Donkey]
Ah jeez
[Dragon]
I didn?t see
I did not see no open house sign
[Chorus]
Is this a trick or treat
Whoo whoo whoo
[Donkey]
A little help here?
[Dragon]
You need to brush up on fairy tales, friend
Cause dragons like their sleep
[Donkey]
Go on and grab some shut eye
[Dragon]
I wrote the book on fire breathing
[Chorus joins]
Why don?t you read it and weep
[Donkey interjects, while their singing]
{I mention I?m already in a book club?}
Weep
{We?re reading Angela?s Ashes}
Weep!
I?m gonna to shake you
I?m gonna to bake you
I?m gonna make you
My donkey pot pie
[Donkey]
What!
[Dragon and Chorus]
Salisbury steak you
I?ll frosted flake you
I?ll patty cake you
My donkey pot pie
Yeah
Yeah!
[Donkey]
Wait a minute!
My, what big teeth you have
They?re so sparkling white
I bet you hear this from all of your food, but you must bleach at night
Is that a hint of minty freshness?
Oh, I am scared to death
I like a girl with a dazzling smile and tick-tack on her breathe
Oh oh oh
Don?t kill me, lady with the pretty teeth
[Dragon]
I?m gonna to love you
And take hold of you
[Donkey]
Slow down baby
[Chorus]
I?ll velvet love you
My donkey. Pot. Pie
I?m going to keep you
Little bopeep you
I?m going to sweep you, my Vic to the sky
I?m gonna to squeeze you
I?m gonna tease you
I?m gonna please you
I?m gonna have me, a big old honky,
topping bopping cherry on the top piece of
Donkey pot pie
Nana nana
Donkey, donkey, donkey
Pot
Pie!