Nirvana - Floyd the Barber Lyrics

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Songwriters: Kurt Cobain

Bell on door clinks come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

I sense others in the room
Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's butt

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

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From the album: Bleach

Nirvana

1989

1	About A Girl Lyrics
2	Big Cheese Lyrics
3	Blew Lyrics
4	Downer Lyrics
5	Floyd the Barber Lyrics
6	Love Buzz Lyrics
7	Mr. Moustache Lyrics
8	Negative Creep Lyrics
9	Paper Cuts Lyrics
10	School Lyrics
11	Scoff Lyrics
12	Sifting Lyrics
13	Swap Meet Lyrics

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Nirvana - Bleach Album Lyrics
1.	About A Girl Lyrics
2.	Big Cheese Lyrics
3.	Blew Lyrics
4.	Downer Lyrics
5.	Floyd the Barber Lyrics
6.	Love Buzz Lyrics
7.	Mr. Moustache Lyrics
8.	Negative Creep Lyrics
9.	Paper Cuts Lyrics
10.	School Lyrics
11.	Scoff Lyrics
12.	Sifting Lyrics
13.	Swap Meet Lyrics

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