While we were obsessing over The Strokes‘ gleaming return to rock since 2011’s Angles, decoding the falsetto American nightmares in out-of-nowhere single “One Way Trigger,” Julian Casablancas plopped this piece of B-movie Thelma and Louise-copped fun over on the lead singer’s own website. Puts its depressing hook – “Find a job, find a friend, find a home, find a dog, settle down, out of town, find a dream, shut it down – into new context. Meanwhile, the band leaked the title of their fifth record as Comedown Machine, coming to a record store near you March 26, and news of another single, “All The Time” on February 19. But what do you think of the new key-glam jam in the interim?