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Riff: The Notorious B.I.G. – “Just Playing (Dreams)”

Oct 3, 2013

I’ll put Chante Moore pussy in stitches/I’ll fuck RuPaul before I fuck them ugly ass Xscape bitches/You can 76 the 69, try 68/Make Raven-Symoné call date rape

from Just Playing (Dreams) lyrics by The Notorious B.I.G.

Part of becoming rich and famous is having sex with other people who are rich and famous. And for Biggie it seems like he’s thought about it for quite some time. He has a checklist and among those are starlets like Chaka, Sade and in a strange twist RuPaul. His hatred for Xscape must run deep.

 

 

Riff by Jeff Min

Jeff Min is a Chicago-based writer at SONGLYRICS. His work has appeared in the Chicago Sun-Times, Wax Poetics, SLAM, and HOOP.

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