Riff: 2 Chainz – “Birthday Song”

Aug 13, 2012

Don’t be reachin’, don’t be touchin’ shit/We in Kanye West’s benz, ’cause I will turn you back into a pedestrian.

from Birthday Song lyrics by 2 Chainz

Hey! Hey look everyone! Yeezy and 2 Chainz are so rich they can be dicks and still get laid! Too few puns and too little effort–this joke has gone on for too long.

Riff by Matt Hartman

Matt Hartman is a Chicago-based staff writer for SongLyrics. Born and raised in the Carolinas, he recently finished a graduate degree in the humanities at the University of Chicago.

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