Credit: 50 CentBecause waiting for things is so early millennial, people of the intranets, 50 Cent gives you 5 (Murder By Numbers), a ten-track mixtape aimed at teasing y’all through the dating period leading up to the contentious rapper’s fifth album on Interscope, Street King Immortal, due in November, tweeted the G-Unit CEO at front end of last week. It also happened to be his birthday, made known also via tweet.

Readily available for free over at mixtape digital playground, datpiff, 5 (Murder By Numbers) has reached over 25,000 downloads since its Friday unconventional release, laced with some entertaining sentiments. Case-in-rapid-player-point on “Definition of Sexy:”

I do what I got to get it
I ain’t trippin’ shit I’m with it
I put it down when I hit it
She’ll be so happy she did it
I bet she’ll never forget it
In bed
I’m like a wizard

It keeps going until the “G-Spot” is reached, too, with a high-reaching cadence worth trying to repeat. All of this and nine tracks more, as the seeds get planted for album number five. Have a favorite lyric? Still sour that 50 cent didn’t follow through with his game-quitting statement? Have a better definition of sexy? Lay it forth.