Monty Python - Two Legs Lyrics

Monty Python
Monty Python Sings
Two Legs
Intro: AND NOW MR. TERRY GILLIAM
WILL SING FOR YOU "I'VE GOT
TWO LEGS"

I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
And when I move them they walk around
And when I lift them they the stairs
And when I shave them they ain't got hairs

I've got two...

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From the album: Monty Python Sings

Monty Python

1991

1	Accountancy Shanty Lyrics
2	Always Look On the Bright Side of Life Lyrics
3	Brian Song Lyrics
4	Bruce's Philosophers Song Lyrics
5	Christmas in Heaven Lyrics
6	Decomposing Composers Lyrics
7	Eric the Half a Bee Lyrics
8	Henry Kissenger Lyrics
9	I Like Chinese Lyrics
10	I'm So Worried Lyrics
11	Knights Of The Round Table Lyrics
12	Lumberjack Song Lyrics
13	Medical Love Song Lyrics
14	Never Be Rude to an Arab Lyrics
15	Oliver Cromwell Lyrics
16	Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song) Lyrics
17	Sit on My Face Lyrics
18	Spam Lyrics
19	The Money Song Lyrics
20	Two Legs Lyrics

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<table class="songlyrics" style="width: 100%; table-layout: fixed;"><col width="40" /><col /><tbody><tr><th colspan="2">Monty Python - Monty Python Sings Album Lyrics</th></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">1.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/accountancy-shanty-lyrics/" title="Accountancy Shanty Lyrics Monty Python">Accountancy Shanty Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">2.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life-lyrics/" title="Always Look On the Bright Side of Life Lyrics Monty Python">Always Look On the Bright Side of Life Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">3.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/brian-song-lyrics/" title="Brian Song Lyrics Monty Python">Brian Song Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">4.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/bruce-s-philosophers-song-lyrics/" title="Bruce's Philosophers Song Lyrics Monty Python">Bruce's Philosophers Song Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">5.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/christmas-in-heaven-lyrics/" title="Christmas in Heaven Lyrics Monty Python">Christmas in Heaven Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">6.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/decomposing-composers-lyrics/" title="Decomposing Composers Lyrics Monty Python">Decomposing Composers Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">7.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/eric-the-half-a-bee-lyrics/" title="Eric the Half a Bee Lyrics Monty Python">Eric the Half a Bee Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">8.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/henry-kissenger-lyrics/" title="Henry Kissenger Lyrics Monty Python">Henry Kissenger Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">9.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/i-like-chinese-lyrics/" title="I Like Chinese Lyrics Monty Python">I Like Chinese Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">10.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/i-m-so-worried-lyrics/" title="I'm So Worried Lyrics Monty Python">I'm So Worried Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">11.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/knights-of-the-round-table-lyrics/" title="Knights Of The Round Table Lyrics Monty Python">Knights Of The Round Table Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">12.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/lumberjack-song-lyrics/" title="Lumberjack Song Lyrics Monty Python">Lumberjack Song Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">13.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/medical-love-song-lyrics/" title="Medical Love Song Lyrics Monty Python">Medical Love Song Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">14.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/never-be-rude-to-an-arab-lyrics/" title="Never Be Rude to an Arab Lyrics Monty Python">Never Be Rude to an Arab Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">15.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/oliver-cromwell-lyrics/" title="Oliver Cromwell Lyrics Monty Python">Oliver Cromwell Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">16.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/penis-song-the-not-noel-coward-song-lyrics/" title="Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song) Lyrics Monty Python">Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song) Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">17.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/sit-on-my-face-lyrics/" title="Sit on My Face Lyrics Monty Python">Sit on My Face Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">18.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/spam-lyrics/" title="Spam Lyrics Monty Python">Spam Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">19.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/the-money-song-lyrics/" title="The Money Song Lyrics Monty Python">The Money Song Lyrics</a></td></tr><tr><td class="sl-td-left">20.</td><td class="sl-td-right"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python/two-legs-lyrics/" title="Two Legs Lyrics Monty Python">Two Legs Lyrics</a></td></tr></tbody></table><p class="sl-credit"><a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/monty-python-lyrics/" title="Monty Python Lyrics">Monty Python Lyrics</a> provided by <a href="http://www.songlyrics.com/" title="Lyrics">SongLyrics.com</a></p>

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Monty Python - Monty Python Sings Album Lyrics
1.	Accountancy Shanty Lyrics
2.	Always Look On the Bright Side of Life Lyrics
3.	Brian Song Lyrics
4.	Bruce's Philosophers Song Lyrics
5.	Christmas in Heaven Lyrics
6.	Decomposing Composers Lyrics
7.	Eric the Half a Bee Lyrics
8.	Henry Kissenger Lyrics
9.	I Like Chinese Lyrics
10.	I'm So Worried Lyrics
11.	Knights Of The Round Table Lyrics
12.	Lumberjack Song Lyrics
13.	Medical Love Song Lyrics
14.	Never Be Rude to an Arab Lyrics
15.	Oliver Cromwell Lyrics
16.	Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song) Lyrics
17.	Sit on My Face Lyrics
18.	Spam Lyrics
19.	The Money Song Lyrics
20.	Two Legs Lyrics

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