Monty Python - Twice In Every Show Lyrics

"But you're not alone, Arthur
Haven't you noticed?
I've been with you all the time
Who gave you the sword?"

"Who made you king?
Who helped you find the quest?
Sure, I've been offstage for far too long
But, we had that great lounge number in Act One"

"And, oh! We do scat great together
No, no, I'm no Patsy
But I am here to help you
And I always have been"

"And you really want me?"
"More than ever"

Twice in every show
There comes a song like this
It starts off soft and low and ends up with a kiss
Oh, this is the scene that ends like this

"Find the grail, Arthur
And when you do
I'll be there waiting for you
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!