Artist: Monty Python
The Philosophers Song
The Philosopher's Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
|1||All Things Dull and Ugly|
|2||Bright Side Of Life|
|3||Do What John?|
|4||Every Sperm Is Sacred|
|7||Im A Lumberjack|
|10||The Meaning Of Life|
|11||The Philosophers Song|
|13||Brave Sir Robin Ran Away|
|14||I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts|
|15||Ho Ho F***ing Ho|
|17||Bruces' Philosophers Song|
|20||Laker Girls Cheer|
|22||I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio|
|23||All for One|
|25||Monks Chant / He Is Not Dead Yet|
|26||I've Got Two Legs|
|27||His Name Is Lancelot|
|28||Twice In Every Show|
|30||Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)|
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|Monty Python - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics|
|1.||All Things Dull and Ugly|
|2.||Bright Side Of Life|
|3.||Do What John?|
|4.||Every Sperm Is Sacred|
|7.||Im A Lumberjack|
|10.||The Meaning Of Life|
|11.||The Philosophers Song|
|13.||Brave Sir Robin Ran Away|
|14.||I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts|
|15.||Ho Ho F***ing Ho|
|17.||Bruces' Philosophers Song|
|20.||Laker Girls Cheer|
|22.||I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio|
|23.||All for One|
|25.||Monks Chant / He Is Not Dead Yet|
|26.||I've Got Two Legs|
|27.||His Name Is Lancelot|
|28.||Twice In Every Show|
|30.||Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)|
|1||The Idiot Song|
|3||Come With Me|
|4||Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)|
|6||Here Comes Another One|
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