Artist: Monty Python
Album: Monty Python Sings
Monty Python Sings
Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF
RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN.
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
|2||Always Look On the Bright Side of Life|
|4||Bruce's Philosophers Song|
|5||Christmas in Heaven|
|7||Eric the Half a Bee|
|9||I Like Chinese|
|10||I'm So Worried|
|11||Knights Of The Round Table|
|13||Medical Love Song|
|14||Never Be Rude to an Arab|
|16||Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)|
|17||Sit on My Face|
|19||The Money Song|
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|Monty Python - Monty Python Sings Album Lyrics|
|2.||Always Look On the Bright Side of Life|
|4.||Bruce's Philosophers Song|
|5.||Christmas in Heaven|
|7.||Eric the Half a Bee|
|9.||I Like Chinese|
|10.||I'm So Worried|
|11.||Knights Of The Round Table|
|13.||Medical Love Song|
|14.||Never Be Rude to an Arab|
|16.||Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)|
|17.||Sit on My Face|
|19.||The Money Song|
|1||The Idiot Song|
|3||Come With Me|
|4||Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)|
|6||Here Comes Another One|
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