Artist: Monty Python
From Monty Python's "Live at the Hollywood Bowl"
Transcribed by John Daley firstname.lastname@example.org
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
|1||All Things Dull and Ugly|
|2||Bright Side Of Life|
|3||Do What John?|
|4||Every Sperm Is Sacred|
|7||Im A Lumberjack|
|10||The Meaning Of Life|
|11||The Philosophers Song|
|13||Brave Sir Robin Ran Away|
|14||I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts|
|15||Ho Ho F***ing Ho|
|17||Bruces' Philosophers Song|
|20||Laker Girls Cheer|
|22||I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio|
|23||All for One|
|25||Monks Chant / He Is Not Dead Yet|
|26||I've Got Two Legs|
|27||His Name Is Lancelot|
|28||Twice In Every Show|
|30||Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)|
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|Monty Python - Miscellaneous Album Lyrics|
|1.||All Things Dull and Ugly|
|2.||Bright Side Of Life|
|3.||Do What John?|
|4.||Every Sperm Is Sacred|
|7.||Im A Lumberjack|
|10.||The Meaning Of Life|
|11.||The Philosophers Song|
|13.||Brave Sir Robin Ran Away|
|14.||I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts|
|15.||Ho Ho F***ing Ho|
|17.||Bruces' Philosophers Song|
|20.||Laker Girls Cheer|
|22.||I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio|
|23.||All for One|
|25.||Monks Chant / He Is Not Dead Yet|
|26.||I've Got Two Legs|
|27.||His Name Is Lancelot|
|28.||Twice In Every Show|
|30.||Diva's Lament (What Ever Happened to My Part?)|
|1||The Idiot Song|
|2||Come With Me|
|3||Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)|
|5||Here Comes Another One|
|6||Meaning of Life|
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