Monty Python - His Name Is Lancelot Lyrics

Lancelot, you might as well just fess up
Really, you're a different kind of guy
Move aside your scabbard
For underneath your tabard
There is waiting to escape, a butterfly

His name is Lancelot and in tight pants a lot
He likes to dance a lot, you know you do, I do?
So just say, "Thanks" a lot and try romance, it's hot
Let's find out who's really you

His name is Lancelot, he visits France a lot
He likes to dance a lot and dream
No one would ever know
That this outrageous pro bats for the other team

You're a knight who really likes his night life
And by day you really like to play
You can all find him pumping at the gym
At the Camelot Y.M.C.A.

His name is Lancelot, just watch him dance a lot
He doesn't care what people say, no way
For when he starts to dance, just grab your underpants
He can finally come out and say that he is G.A. Y.M.C.A.
He's gay, okay