Artist: Monty Python
Album: Monty Python Sings
Monty Python Sings
Bruce's Philosophers Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey everyday.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
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|2||Always Look On the Bright Side of Life|
|4||Bruce's Philosophers Song|
|5||Christmas in Heaven|
|7||Eric the Half a Bee|
|9||I Like Chinese|
|10||I'm So Worried|
|11||Knights Of The Round Table|
|13||Medical Love Song|
|14||Never Be Rude to an Arab|
|16||Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)|
|17||Sit on My Face|
|19||The Money Song|
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|Monty Python - Monty Python Sings Album Lyrics|
|2.||Always Look On the Bright Side of Life|
|4.||Bruce's Philosophers Song|
|5.||Christmas in Heaven|
|7.||Eric the Half a Bee|
|9.||I Like Chinese|
|10.||I'm So Worried|
|11.||Knights Of The Round Table|
|13.||Medical Love Song|
|14.||Never Be Rude to an Arab|
|16.||Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)|
|17.||Sit on My Face|
|19.||The Money Song|
|1||The Idiot Song|
|3||Come With Me|
|4||Penis Song (Not The Noel Coward Song)|
|6||Here Comes Another One|
|1||Ren And Stimpy|
|2||Weird Al Yankovic|
|8||The Dan Band|
|9||The New Main Street Singers|
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