MC Paul Barman - Vulture Shark Sculpture Park Lyrics

Look everybody a garden, not just a garden
This is a very special garden, walk out
(Vulture screeches)
Are you feelin' zip zip, are you ready for partyin'?
I need your field trip slip, signed by a parent or guardian

I understand if no one wants to sign it
'Cause some people find Vulture Shark, Sculpture Park
Just a little bit dangerous, culture hark
There's bunny loafabread on a sofabed
And igloo turtle leaps, a big blue hurdle overhead

Lil' orphan dolphin gets endorphins from golfin'
She's lookin' lucky and reckless
Thanks to her [unverified] necklace
There's a buncha newborn gorilla dip, a blue corn tortilla chip

There's hampstergrams to Amsterdam
With a robo-action Al hobo satchel all,
Perched on a ampersand, Don Quixote with a Calder
'Stache is riding Donkey Odie, a sign says, "Don't touch"

Balderdash, as if the oil on my skin
Could mess up an outdoor steel statue
What a bucolic setting, a whole house made of bedding
It's getting cold out, oh, wow, a wedding

The groom wore a costume, a very goth towel
A terrycloth cowl, he said, "I, Hairy Moth Owl
Take you to bite off my head all the time
To lavish and mold me,in quickness
And stealth till death or we part and you

The bride, a turtledove replied, "You may kiss
The fertile love inside my [unverified] divide"
Vulture Shark presided as host and proposed a toast
He said, " Make your woman a momma dammit
And spread more seeds on the planet than the pomegranate"

He'd copped her a Lepidoptera helicopter
A du-buffet table with butter frogs and mice
A chopped liver goose and Lincoln Logs of ice
I said, "Beg pardon, I brought the happy couple
A caterpillar egg carton"

We had our fill of turkey sandwiches
Made from traced hands on butcher paper
Tablecloths with glasses of crayons
Marriage isn't an in-dividing decision
I ran over the bridges

Explored the park store run by Rebbecca Pigeon
Selling tight terrific site specific environments
Vulture Shark Sculpture Park
As depicted by Barman's Garments

Check 'em out. Vulture Shark Sculpture Park
Tight terrific site specific environments
On Haynes BCP Barman's Garments
This stuff will not wash out on it's first wash

You got bunny loafa-bread on a sofa bed
Igloo turtle leaping, a big blue hurdle overhead
Hampstergrams to Amsterdam, perched on a ampersand
A newborn gorilla dippin' a blue corn tortilla chip in