Martini Ranch - Fat-Burning Formula Lyrics

Martini Ranch
Holy Cow
Fat-Burning Formula
Kiss the fat goodbye!

Grab a dumbbell, lift it to the air
Keep your torso erect and your hips square
Pump the iron, skip some rope
Spin a cartwheel, eat a cantaloupe

Fantasize about your thighs
Flex your pecs, twist and shout
Attack the fat on a folding mat
Attack the fat on a folding mat
Don't delay, you'd better order today
The fat-burning formula
To melt the pounds away
Melt the pounds away
Fat-burning formula
To melt your heart away
Order now, don't delay

Straight arm press
Tilt your head to the side
Raise your chin, do the vertical fly
High tech press, front arm raise
Narrow lift, aerobic craze

Fantasize about your thighs
Flex your pecs, twist and twist
Attack the fat on a folding mat
Attack the fat on a folding mat
Don't delay, you'd better order today
The fat-burning formula
To melt the pounds away
Melt the pounds away
Fat-burning formula
To melt your heart away
Order now, don't delay

Call right now, lines are open
Lose that fat, I ain't jokin'
Call right now, lines are open
Lose that fat
Call right now, lines are open
Lose that fat, I ain't jokin'
Call right now, lines are open
Lose that fat......Ranch!

Kiss the fat goodbye
Lose weight wether you exercise or not
Contains no chemicals
No harmful side effects
Lose weight while you sleep
A truly amazing medical breakthrough
The incredible fat burning formula

(Works like magic)