Good afternoon, Class of 2010*
My name is Jerome Weinberg.
I'm running for Class President this year, because I believe I can bring positive things to the student body.
My opponent, as you might have already heard, is Mac Miller.
Now... I know, hes the rapper who gets all the ladies, and hes the that popular guy.
But do you really want somebody running your school that smokes that much marijuana?
Is that safe for your environment here at school?
I've been in the bathroom and seen him lighting those... Dutch masters in the stalls.
And that is not cool.
So vote for me and not for weed.
Again Jerome Weinberg