Liz Phair - California Lyrics

Okay, this guy walks into a bar
No, I'm just, I'm just fuckin' with you, I'm kiddin'
No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull
And they're standin' on top of a hill

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're lookin' out over a pasture full of cows
Whole fucking pasture
And the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes
"I got this really good idea"
And the old bull's like, "Yeah?"

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

Yeah, he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea
Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows"
And the old bull just looks at him, you know, he's just lookin' at him
He's like, "Look, I got a better idea"
Young bull's like, "Oh, yeah, what's your fucking brilliant idea?"
And the old bull goes

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California

The old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill
And fuck all of those cows, dig?"
You know, like he ain't been in town long or something
I don't know

And I tried to tell you before
That that's why I left California