Liam Lynch - United States of Whatever Lyrics

Whatever!

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like "Ehh"
And I'm like, "Whatever!"

Then this chick comes up to me and she's all, like
"Hey, aren't you that dude?"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

So later I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up
And she's like, "Aww"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

'Cuz this is my United States of whatever
And this is my United States of whatever
And this is my United States of whatever

And then it's three a.m. and I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, "Hey, punk!"
I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

Then I'm throwing dice in the alley, officer Leroy comes up and is like
"Hey, I thought I told you"
And I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

And then up comes Zafo, I'm like, "Yo, Zafo, what's up?"
He's like, "Duh"
I'm like, "That's cool"

'Cuz this is my United States of whatever
And this is my United States of whatever