The Manual (Chapter 4) Lyrics

The warmest welcome to everybody reading the manual
The manual gives you the basic information about
The ingredients and the six step easy to follow guide
Please pay attention to the useful advise and the helpful tips
As we lead you through

Ingredients, you need
A small piece of thick paper as a mouth piece
The most common is to use the top side
From a hard box cigarette pack

You need large size rolling papers
One of the best brands on the market is smoking
Because their rolling papers are very thin
And are the perfect size

You need, tobacco
The finest tobacco is hand rolling tobacco
But a second possibility
Is to use the tobacco from a normal cigarette

You need
Pot, grass, ganja, marijuana
It has various names
But they all refer to the following three main types

Weed, weed is the bud from hemp plants
The effect is usually uplifting and mellow
Hash, hash is the pressed pollens
And resins of the marijuana plant

You will experience a more relaxed feeling
And a stronger effect than with weed
Skunk, skunk is the artificially grown hemp plant
And is usually the strongest of the three

There are different ways to make a joint
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But we have produced this six step
Easy to follow guide

One, if you have hash, you need to heat it and crumble it
If it's weed, you need to remove the seeds first
And then crumble it as well

Two, roll the mouth piece
Fold the end of the paper three times
And then roll it in to a cylindrical form

Three, take the rolling paper
And hold it with the gum side
On top away from you

Four, now mix the weed
Hash or skunk with the tobacco
On the rolling paper

A good mix makes the joint burn nice and smooth
But be careful
Half a gram is enough to get four people stoned
If your beginners

Five, begin rolling
Place the mouth piece in one end of the rolling paper
Then start rolling from the middle going out wards

Let your thumbs do the walking
And try to give support and pressure
With your for fingers

Six, wet the glue and seal the joint
Now you have a joint
It's up to you what you want to do with it

The warmest welcome to everybody reading the manual
The manual gives you the basic information about
The ingredients and the six step easy to follow guide