Lambert Hendricks And Ross - Twisted Lyrics

Lambert Hendricks And Ross
Miscellaneous
Twisted
[I searched for this - in vain - because there's a passage in it I don't
know. I'm sending you what I know in the hope that one of you or another
contributor can fill in the blanks.]

My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
the way he described it,
he said I'd be better dead
than 'live.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all along
He was all wrong,
And I knew that he thought
I was crazy
But I'm not.
Oh no?
Oh no.
Oh no?

My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
He said I need treatment
But I'm not that easily led.
He said
I was the type
That was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind,
And he said I was nuts,
No more ors, ands or buts.
Oh no?
Oh no.
Oh no?

They say as a child
I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas,
But I knew what was happenin'.
I knew I was a genius.
What's so strange when you know
That you're a wizard at three.
I knew that this was meant to be.

Well, I heard little children
Were supposed to be bright.
That's why I absconded
With the bottle one night.
My parents got frantic,
Did'nt know what to do,
But I thought up some crazy schemes
Before I came to.
Now, do you think I was crazy?
I may have been only three,
But I was swingin'.

[Can't remember the first part of this verse]
And that's why I decided
Not to ride up on the top
Of all those double decker buses:
Just because they have
No driver on the top.

My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
the way he described it,
he said I'd be better dead
than 'live.
I didn't listen to his jive.
I knew all along
He was all wrong,
And I knew that he thought
I was crazy
But I'm not.
Oh no?
Oh no.
Oh no?

My analyst told me
that I was right out of my head.
But I said, Dear Doctor,
I think that it's you instead,
'Cause I,
I got the thing
that's unique and new.
It proves that I'll have
The last laugh on you,
'Cause instead of one head,
I got two.
And you know two heads are better than one.