King Missile - Detachable Penis Lyrics

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long

It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to having to sit down
Every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it

I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on

I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached but I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

Detachable penis
Detachable penis
Detachable penis
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• Pilot Ntow

  I KNOW THIS SONG

• Giorgio Hans

  Detachable Penis is about the rise of metrosexuality in America. His penis represents his masculinity, which he has the flexibility to remove at times. He is comfortable with having a masculinity that is variable, though it can be difficult to get back to his manliness, as represented by the searching for it. He found it being sold by a guy on the street. symbolizing how in this day and culture, anything can be bought and sold, even your masculinity. The end of the song, where he says sometimes people say he should get it permanently attached is referencing people saying he shouldn't have a variable personality or masculinity.

• Michael Stuart Cross

  wow I didn't realise I could actually get it off.... no pun intended.