Warney Put Your Wanger Away Lyrics

Kevin Bloody Wilson
Miscellaneous
Warney Put Your Wanger Away
A cricketing legend,
All Austrailain boy,
A real blokes bloke,
And we all loved him for it,
But hes got a zipper problem,
And its effecting his game,
So Warney put your wanger away.

Warney put your wanger away,
That peckers gonna get you into trouble one day,
You stick to the cricket,
Ill do the routin for Austrailia,
So Warney put your wanger away mate,
Warney put your wanger away.

Put our drinken and smokin and drugs mate,
Ill take care of all of that,
You just get on with the game,
And keep it in the crease where its supposed to be,
And leave that other blokey stuff to me mates and me,
maaaaate, dont mind helpin out,
Do me bit for Austrailia,
But man to man mate i just gotta say to ya,
I understand all us blokes get karnal needs,
But a pomonus South African, maaaate,
Thats fucking treason !!!
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Warney put your wanger away,
That peckers gonna get you into trouble one day,
You stick to the cricket,
Ill do the routin for Austrailia,
So Warney put your wanger away mate,
Warney put your wanger away.

Warney put your wanger away,
That peckers gonna get you into trouble one day,
You stick to the cricket,
Ill do the routin for Austrailia,
So Warney put your wanger away mate,
Warney put your wanger away mate,
Warney put your wanger away.

Maaaaaaaate, yeeeeeeer.