Kevin Bloody Wilson
The cat song
I was kiccked out of the pub last friday night. Now it's not the first time it's happend but if i remember right they caught me pissing on the fire. Takin all the back allies home i found a cat on one of the cans and said fancy throwing out a perfectly good cat like this then i picked the cunt up by the tail and kicked the cunt to kingdom come.
I made it to the front lawn when i spewed up. now i remember eating the peanuts and that crusty prawn sauce but i'm fucked if i remember eating that.
But that fucking cats back now how did he do that i stuuck me toe right up his bum and kicked the cunt to kingdom com.