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Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
Wh-? I don't wanna know.
COME ON HONEY, YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH
GET TO IT AND DO IT!
Wh- okay, girls! Enough!
YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN
I HOPE YOU DRANK ENOUGH THIS MORNING
COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S BETTER TO KNOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, SO...
IT'S NO OR IT'S YES
BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TEST
A SQUAT AND A SQUEEZE
A PRAYER AND A PLEASE
A STICK AND A LINE
JUST ONE OF 'EM, IF I'M LUCKY
A POT AND A PISS
HERE WE GO, SIS
AND WE'LL KEEP OUR FOCUS ON
Read the instructions.
(Read in spanish)
Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.
HOW'S I EVER GET MYSELF IN THIS MESS?
ONE DRUNK NIGHT IN THAT STUPID RED DRESS
Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.
Stay with us, Dawn!
MAYBE HIS MACHINERY IS BROKEN SOMEHOW?
WHAT IF HIS BOYS DON'T SWIM?! I MEAN, WOW! (Spoken) Miraculous luck!
TO GET AWAY WITH AN UNPROTECTED F-
FUNNY HOW ONE NIGHT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
DON'T GO THERE YET, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS
I'M ALREADY PANICKED!
Just calm down, Godammit!
MAYBE IT'LL ALL BE FINE
MAYBE THERE'LL BE JUST ONE LINE
COME ON, NEGATIVE!
I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.
Honey, we've all made that mistake.
FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE!
THIS WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT
IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT
SOMEONE SEND ME A SIGN
THAT MEANS THE TEST IS READY
THIS IS IT . . .