Jonathan Coulton - The Stache Lyrics

In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin
Shaved the peach fuzz, but only on my cheeks and chin

Now I'm rockin' the stache (Now I'm rockin' the stache)
Everyday you can see it grow
Now I'm rockin' the stache (Now I'm rockin' the stache)
All this time finally we know
What lips are for, no one can ignore, the stache

It's a big school, I think about a time when here
We'd be so cool, double dating at the prom next year

We'd be rockin' the stache (We'd be rockin' the stache)
Tender hearts, breaking one by one
We'd be rockin' the stache (We'd be rockin' the stache)
Ladies please, there's room for everyone
Who wants a try, no one dares deny the stache

Men of action all that matters is the bottom line
Grow a nice one and get ready for your time to shine

Keep on rockin' the stache (Keep on rockin' the stache)
Strain the world, let the good stuff in
Keep on rockin' the stache (Keep on rockin' the stache)
Take your stand, celebrate the skin
Beneath your nose,ever grander grows, the stache