Cheaper Than A Shrink Lyrics

I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R Block<br />
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock<br />
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the year<br />
Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"<br />
<br />
I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink"<br />
You don't have to think<br />
You just pour and drink<br />
<br />
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack<br />
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack<br />
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done<br />
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun<br />
<br />
And it's cheaper than a shrink<br />
You don't have to think<br />
You just pour and drink<br />
It's cheaper than a shrink<br />
<br />
Now me and her had this little problem between us<br />
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus<br />
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor"<br />
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers"<br />
<br />
'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink<br />
You don't have to think<br />
You just pour and drink<br />
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'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs<br />
No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack<br />
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done<br />
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun<br />
<br />
And it's cheaper than a shrink<br />
You don't have to think<br />
You just pour and drink<br />
And it's cheaper than a shrink<br />
<br />
If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline<br />
Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen<br />
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy<br />
The best thing about it, far as I can see<br />
<br />
Is that it's cheaper than a shrink<br />
You don't have to think<br />
You just pour and drink<br />
And it's cheaper than a shrink<br />
<br />
Oh, you just pour and drink<br />
And it's a whole lot cheaper than<br />
Some big town clock hound<br />
Drag you down shrink

I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R Block<br />
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock<br />
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the year<br />