Jeff Foxworthy - Copenhagen Lyrics

Well, I went out last Friday night with 'lil Mary Anne
She said, "Please stay 'til mornin'" and she grabbed me by the can
She laid a big one on me, surprised me with her tongue
But her surprise was waitin' there between my cheek and gum

Copenhagen, not a woman getter
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, I admit that I'm a spitter
Copenhagen, it'll drive your woman wild

So, I went out to the movies with my 'lil Peggy Sue
I had my dip there in my lip, just like I always do
She didn't see me spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup
She took a big old swaller, hey, she gave that popcorn up

Copenhagen, it makes my dentist queasy
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, hey hey, quittin's not that easy
Copenhagen, it will drive your woman wild

The moral of the story is kinda sad but true
But if you stay 'til breakfast, they'll wanna marry you
So, if she's comin' on too strong, don't worry and don't pout
Just dip some Copenhagen if you wanna snuff her out

Copenhagen, it's not a fever blister
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, I learned it from my sister
Copenhagen, it will drive your woman wild
Copenhagen, it'll drive your woman wild and wild and wild