Jeff Dunham - Christmas Outside The Box Lyrics

Every year for the holidays, it’s always been the same old thing.
Christmas comes and Christmas goes, while we’re all packed away.
We put our heads together
and decided to pick the locks.
Gonna make or break and celebrate,
Christmas outside the box.

Christmas outside the box. Christmas outside the box.
Jeff’s away so we’re gonna play, gonna throw a little party that rocks
Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, we’re pulling out all the stops.
Christmas outside
Christmas outside
Christmas outside, outside, the box.

Walter’s mixin in the DJ booth.
Bubba J’s tappin the keg.
Achmed’s doin a hip-hop dance cause he just blew off his leg.
Jose’s blendin margaritas, it feels just like its summer
. Peanut found the car keys and he just left in the hummer.

Christmas outside the box. Christmas outside the box.
Jeff’s away so we’re gonna play, gonna throw a little party that rocks.
Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak, we’re pulling out all the stops.
Christmas outside
Christmas outside
Christmas outside, outside, the box.

Christmas outside the box. Christmas outside the box.
Jeff’s away so we’re gonna play, gonna throw a little party that rocks.
Tonight there’s gonna be trouble, we’re crazy like a fox.
Christmas outside
Christmas outside
Christmas outside, outside, the box.

Christmas outside
Christmas outside
Christmas outside, outside, the box.