Leo (Skit) Lyrics

This is Leo! And I'm the cousin of the bitch
That don't know what the fuck she talkin' about!
I am the real psychic man! Next caller

This is Leo! And I'm the cousin of the bitch
That don't know what the fuck she talkin' about!
I am the real psychic man! Next caller
Hello Miss Leo my boyfriend is in jail and
I wanna know when he is a comin' out

Ok, I know, he will be he, your boyfriend
Hold on the cards never lie
Tarot readin' and I am psychic and I am Leo and
I know when your boyfriend will be home
Hold on I will tell you the charge is 50 dollar a
Minute are you cool with that?
You cool wit okay then hold on your gonna hold on for
15 minute hold on hold on okay hold 15 minute hold on
Next caller

Yes mum, I wanna know if uh
My mummy is have affair with my boyfriend
Oh! Now see girl, this is a very difficult one for me to read
Because, I see, I see darkness in your future
I see, now, now is your mother a whore?
Yeas

Now see dis dis is what they talk
Dis is what the cards say dis is what me taught
Dis is what me taught
Now uh, does your momma, uhh,
Hold on let meet this one together, hold on
It's a 50 dollar charge fee, a minute. are you cool with dat?
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Okay you cool wit dat? Okay
Den you hold on too 10 minute hold on for you hold down

Caller, who on the Line? Ajuya
Ajuya, what the hell you want?
I was just at the clinic and I'm curious to know
Hold on! You want to know who the baby's daddy is, am I right?
Oh my God!
See! that what we know, the cards never lie, it's all in
The tarot readin'!
Now, now, I see, I see in the cards, I see a, a tall one, a tall
One, he has, he has short feet yes

Okay, and now I see a fat one now the fat one he's poor
He's rather poor, he's broke? Is the fat one broke?
Michael! yes
His name uh, now see girl, my cards say that his name is
Fred, his name
Not Michael it's Fred
How do you know that?
See he been lying to yo girl yes the fat one been lying to you
So you know what this leads me to believe?

It was the other one you were fucking with, the
The other one it was neither one of them
It was the other one girl now, if you'd
Like to know anything else, your gonna have to hold on