by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year, It were half a crown then fer buy me beer, But they closed it down fer redecorate, They said we'll knock a wall down, Change bar round, Paint door brown, It

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts, H

by Macc Lads on album From Beer To Eternity

Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity My Pub I've been going t'same pub fer twenty year, It were half a crown then fer buy me beer, But they closed it down fer redecorate, They said we'll knock a wall do

by Macc Lads on album Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy The Macc Lads' Party Where's the fucking party? Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts, Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts.

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us grub, We're the Macc Lads and w

by The Macc Lads on album God's Gift to Women

Fuck Cunt Wank Shit! Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!. Banging in the back seat, Party on in Duke Street, Carry on, and turn right, We're all tanked up. Kn

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity All Day Drinkin' Staggered in MacDonalds on a Friday afternoon, All the pubs were shut, There were knob all else fer do. I said, "Gissus a Big Mac now you spotty little

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Ah so. The ducks are sitting and I making my list now, Macc Lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed, The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer, Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us grub, We're the Macc Lads and w

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Get at 'em. There was a load bloody faries, In Buenos bloody Aries, With greasy hair and sweaty bums, They'd never heard of Bonningtons, It were a different culture and a different race, No chippies i

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird, She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd, I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse, But now she's into barbeques and wine

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

F**king right. Bank holiday Monday, By Sunday I was... So let's f**k off to Alton Towers. One or two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars. Fit crack on the lake but her mate's got a flabby ar

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Yaaaaaaaaaw! Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with extra lamps on, Always dickin' prattin', Looked like a reuseable tampon. Tried to chat the birds up, He'd always end up bleedin', It's tough w

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs, One is death and the other's a nurse, Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it, But I gave her one and her tits were that big, And they said bollocks

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

New face in the pub on a Friday night. "You alright?" I asked where she worked, she said, "Iawok dahn sayan" She were feeling "kanna closhy" She were of t'"Neddie" I think she must have meant the bog.

by The Macc Lads on album The Macc Lads Anthology

Well you ain't been goin' down the pub, You ain't been playing darts, You ain't been doin' what you should, You've been hangin' out with yer tart. You've got fer get some Boddies down thee, You know w

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Get Weavin' Get weavin'. Well the fair comes down just once every year, The Macc Lads go there when they've supped their beer, So get weavin', With the Brut 33, A