by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

VERSE 1: Dear Sarah, I know it’s been a long time I heard that you got married, I heard you’re doing fine I heard you bought a house, that you’re happy and in love I heard you got your

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

VERSE 1: Here’s the story of a dude named Jack Kerouac who hit the road ‘cause he was never coming back to write an epic book and see the country with a very close friend named Neal Cass

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

CHORUS: It’s a party with Lars, party with Lars! (x4) VERSE 1: SPOSE: Man, last time I partied with Lars, he was on the roof, mouth all bleeding with a broken tooth, he did a bac

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

KEITH: These aren’t kid gloves, Mr. Valiant. VERSE 1: 
KEITH: Destroying rappers like Judge Doom, kill that, Marvin Ac, cutting ‘em like sword and axe, that dip running through Toontow

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

CHORUS: Moleman, Hans Moleman, you can’t keep Hans Moleman down Moleman, Hans Moleman, you can’t keep Hans Moleman down VERSE 1: Hans Moleman is his name a.k.a. Ralph Melish He’s

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

These are ten things to never say on a first date. Take note. Oh yeah, I believe in reproductive rights too, especially for guys. Have you heard of the men’s rights movement? No, no, no, no.

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

CHORUS: 
CHARLYNE: I was never afraid (x4) VERSE 1: LARS: On a big blue couch in the corner of the kitchen, we went on many missions and amazing expeditions fying through the pages o

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

VERSE 1: This beat is my recital, I think it’s very vital to use (the force) for good (of course) Lars Skywalker that’s my title! (here we go!) If I were a Jedi, I could out rap Busta

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

[Hipster Mom:] “Oh my God, I never thought I’d ever hear MGMT again… but guess who popped up on the Yo Gabba Gabba! Spotify station yesterday?” She’s late for baby yoga, but she’s lo

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

VERSE 1: Summer time and promoters get sleazy Summer time, corporate bands get greedy When they play arena shows with $7 bottle waters A whole week’s paycheck to take your son or daughter

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

VERSE 1: The zombie t-rex is back Undead swag with that old-school rap Cause it's Kurtis Blow with that Nerdist flow Getting pterodactyl fly on the track Four records deep, five EPs One mixtap

by MC Lars on album The Zombie Dinosaur LP

Where ya been Lars, where ya been? Where ya been Lars, where ya been? Where ya been Lars, where ya been? Where ya been Lars, where ya been? Where ya been Lars, where ya been? Where ya been Lars,

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)

by MC Lars on album 22 Concepts (But A Hit Definitely Still Ain’t One)