by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Beer, beer, we want more beer, All the lads are cheering, 'Get the fucking beer in.' Beer, beer, we want more beer, All the lads are cheering, 'Get the fucking beer in.', Now! Charlie's chatting up

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

I've got an ugly face, With spots all over the place, I haven't got any mates, And me clothes have gone out of date. I go to the pub on me own, And I drink me orange alone, I sit and stare at the crac

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

It was Saturday night and we're dressed for the kill, I've got me rubbers, Stez wants his on the pill, Come on lads, stop hanging around, Get in the car, we'll hit the fuckin' town. Go. Now Peter pul

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

One day after closing I was lying on me nest, When Stez shouts "get yer bags on, come on outside." So I grabbed me stripy tank-top, I 'ad beer stains on me vest, An' I said "best get some cans in, it'

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

Took the crack to the flicks just the other night, We were groating on the back row, everything was alright, Then a smell like a fog turned my mind from sex, I said: 'Close your legs.' She whispered s

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

I got a buer that works in Dillons in the back of me Vauxhall Viva, She had massive melons and I wanted bang her beaver, She had real bad breath and a touch of the pox, But I ripped off her bags and h

by The Macc Lads on album Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy / Bitter, Fit Crack

Fuck Cunt Wank Shit! Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!. Banging in the back seat, Party on in Duke Street, Carry on, and turn right, We're all tanked up. Kn

by The Macc Lads on album Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy

Shut up and listen, I'm going to tell thee a story About my trip down South with my box of England's Glory I took some numbies and a Bodkan, to make me feel at home I'm going down to London to dig up

by The Macc Lads on album Twenty Golden Crates / An Orifice and an Genital

We all went down New Delih, We had too much curry and aching bellies. Peter got gut rot and puked on the floor, Stez Styx banging on shithouse door. I says, come on lads and finish your Bombay duck, W

by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991

Fuck Cunt Wank Shit! Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!, Eh Up!, lets sup!. Banging in the back seat, Party on in Duke Street, Carry on, and turn right, We're all tanked up. Kn

by The Macc Lads on album Miscellaneous

Mucky hiker hitching west along the M65 She's got seamen on her chest (Semen) And Morecambe on her sign (More come) She said, she'd got her menstrual cycle I said, "You'd better flog it" Didn't w

by The Macc Lads on album From Beer to Eternity

Just take a look over there, Is that one fit with the long dark hair? Well she's got to be a mucky tart, Her mate looks like a madman's horse. Can I have the fit one? Oh, don't be boring, Me knob's go

by The Macc Lads on album From Beer to Eternity

We had a foreign holiday in Tiermarbelly, We're gonna get laid by some greasy fellas, We want some lump that's gonna fer plate us, And we're gettin' under some Itallian waiters, Dragged this Dago back

by The Macc Lads on album Twenty Golden Crates / An Orifice and an Genital

Well I want to sing a song about Lady Muck yoooh, Well, it weren't her real name, but it rhymed with f**k. An' I'm gonna nacc me voice doin' this for too long, Come on Fast Fret, let's get on with the

by The Macc Lads on album Twenty Golden Crates / An Orifice and an Genital

A ya ya ya ya ya yaaar... No petrol in the van, Knee deep in empty cans, We've lost the map, the tyre's flat, the bloody kid's been banned, We stopped off for some grease, Nevis is obese, We left him

by The Macc Lads on album England

put st george in my heart keep me english, put st george in my heart i pray. with st george in my heart, its my english watermark, keep me english till my dieing day. i got english hands, i got englis

by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991

Knock knock, Whose there?, Thatcher! Thatcher who?. Thatcher mother getting rogered at the gang-bang the other night, At the start she was nice and tight. By the end, you'd get your fist, In any orifi

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

I got a buer that works in Dillons in the back of me Vauxhall Viva, She had massive melons and I wanted bang her beaver, She had real bad breath and a touch of the pox, But I ripped off her bags and h

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a bath, We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh, So leave the dog at home or it'll want some drinks. Go to Dag's, get some fags, pull a

by The Macc Lads on album Cash From Chaos

The big fat chud wobbled home one night, singing: 'Woah, Maccy Maccy' After twenty eight pints. Had a bit of trouble getting the key in the door, His belly dragged him downwards and his face hit the f