by MC Lars And YTCracker on album The Digital Gangster

intro: 9-11-01 news report audio Doctor Popular: This is not a bomb it's a bike, I can ride it where I like Ride it late at night, everything's all right It's alright if you thought th

by MC Lars on album Lars Attacks!

[MC Lars] It's just another day in the left of an artist Searching for truth in the rhymes that I harvest Art is my savior, art is my crutch Art is my breakfast, my dinner and my lunch Painting poems

by MC Lars on album Single And Famous

K.FLAY: Boys, boys all types of boys Black, White, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys I whisper in my sexy voice Old-fashioned seduction’s what I employs Because a girl that’s as fine as me should

by MC Lars on album This Gigantic Robot Kills

My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey My drummer has the messiest house in New Jersey John Thatcher Longley, clean up your house John Thatcher Longley, clean up your house My drummer has th

by Lars Winnerbäck on album Miscellaneous

Lars Winnerbäck Miscellaneous Aldrig Riktigt Slut "Det var jag och fröken Svår, vi skulle hem åt samma håll det kanske blev en liten omväg men vad spelar det för roll Natten var så tyst och

by Lars Frederiksen & The Bastards on album Miscellaneous

Up in the morning and out to school Mother says there be no work next year Qualifications once the Golden Rule Are now just pieces of paper Just because you're better than me Doesn't mean I'm lazy Ju

by MC Lars on album Single And Famous

K.FLAY: Not two weeks ago in the mail I got a ticket From the Millbrae 5-0 listing crimes committed Had a picture of a lady in a car that wasn’t mine But somehow identities became intertwined Su

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

My friend Aileen made a time machine But was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween AD 33, maybe, you would

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

We got E.A.P. in the house tonight Edgar Allan Poe America's favorite anti-transcendentalist We're taking this back, way back Nineteenth century style Who's that, who's that rapping? Who's that rappi

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready? I guess but I still gotta write some lyrics Aiight, just remember, it's crunk night In that case, I guess it won't be a problem This popular sub genre is br

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

MC Lars is more punk than you Go Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock) Guns n' Roses watches (Are not punk rock) Hello Kitty iPod cases (Are not punk rock) Rob Zombie lunch boxes (Are not punk

by MC Lars on album Single And Famous

K.FLAY: In Indiana I watched a Hoosiers game Saw Bobby Knight bringing the pain The next week down in Tennessee I built a life-sized model of a centipede Kicking it in Kansas dope red pumps Jayhawks s

by MC Lars on album Lars Attacks!

[Intro] It questions the way Jesus died and what's been considered Gospel for nearly 2,000 years Was Judas Iscariot one of the 12 disciples with Jesus in his final days, really a traitor? Or, was he t

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

Hey kids, let's talk about lint Lint in your pockets in your navel too Lint on your clothes and in your shoes Lint on the carpet, in the washing machine Lint in your undies, red, blue, or green Lint

by MC Lars on album Lars Attacks!

[Intro] Like my own style [laughter] This story's entirely true It's about a man who's been a saint to the MC Lars team from the beginning (You got a song Mike!) [Chorus 1] He's the M to the I to the

by MC Lars And YTCracker on album The Digital Gangster

MC Lars: I woke up Easter morning in excruciating pain I guess kidney stones they were coming through again a mom in a hospital giving child birth it's the guy version, listen, nothing feels wors

by Lars Winnerbäck on album Miscellaneous

Jag har sett varenda vrå av Sveriges land Jag har härjat runt i loger och på Grand Jag har letat efter ro för min skakande hand Efter dig, efter, dig efter dig Du är resan som jag vela

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

Oh snap, you know this track is fly So get crunked up and don't ask why Post rap, post punk, post Kurt Cobain Post Kool Moe Dee post House of Pain Chuck D told me I had to be me So I bought the Publi

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles "Marty, Marty, listen to me Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked" Meet Marty, Major Label, A and R scout Forty years

by MC Lars on album Miscellaneous

The following is an entirely fictional account Any similarities between people living or dead Is entirely coincidental Just kidding She fell from the sky On a black October night She wrote these funn