by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991

Here we come, Muttley, Nobby, Stez Styx, We drink Boddington's bitter, and we smoke No6, Eh up! We're the Macc Lads, we're not fucking queer, We like pulling fit crack and supping lots of beer. Fucki

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat Than you've supped tonight. Bonnington's or Willy's lads? Willy's tastes like piss. I've got ten pints down me neck the night, He's blown some froth

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy Sweatty Betty Well, she wore big knickers, And she worked on t' sewage farm, I got me 'and down 'er jeans an' I nearly lost half me arm. But after ten pints, Looke

by The Macc Lads on album Twenty Golden Crates / An Orifice and an Genital

Ah so. The ducks are sitting and I making my list now, Macc Lads stagger in and their all fucking pissed, The fucking drunk bastards can't take their beer, Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea.

by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991

Macc Lads From Beer To Eternity Sheep shaggers... Went up in the hills, We was on a binge, Look for some pubs and up some minge. Couldn't find us no beer, We just found sheep, So fuckin' many put the

by The Macc Lads on album Dirty C. D. Chips ’n’ Gravy

Macc Lads Beer N Sex N Chips N Gravy God's Gift To Women I got a buer that works in Dillons in the back of me Vauxhall Viva, She had massive melons and I wanted bang her beaver, She had real bad breat

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?) / From Beer to Eternity

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice And A Genital

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album Twenty Golden Crates / An Orifice and an Genital

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991

There she was just walking down Mill St, She looked so fit, I just had to beat me meat Blonde hair, blue eyes. Do you want to try my dick for size? Before I knew it, she had kicked me in the balls I

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?) / From Beer to Eternity

Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your glasses, Let's go home. Now you know the regulations I don't want an explanation, Time to go. Fuck off you twat, we want to stoppy back, stoppy back. Fu

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

Beer, beer, we want more beer, All the lads are cheering, 'Get the fucking beer in.' Beer, beer, we want more beer, All the lads are cheering, 'Get the fucking beer in.', Now! Charlie's chatting up

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly, There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly, She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick, Said her name was C

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

He squidges in the van, All twenty four stones, He gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own, Quick trouser cough Nevis touches cloth, Fuck fuck hide behind a truck, all the windows are steaming u

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?)

We all went down New Delih, We had too much curry and aching bellies. Peter got gut rot and puked on the floor, Stez Styx banging on shithouse door. I says, come on lads and finish your Bombay duck, W

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?) / From Beer to Eternity

We had a foreign holiday in Tiermarbelly, We're gonna get laid by some greasy fellas, We want some lump that's gonna fer plate us, And we're gettin' under some Itallian waiters, Dragged this Dago back

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?) / From Beer to Eternity

Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup, Crack after crack after crack after crack we fuck, There's a pink giving me the wink, And she'll make me finger stink, I think it's all this beer they mak

by The Macc Lads on album Live at Leeds (The Who?) / From Beer to Eternity

Yaaaaaaaaaw! Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with extra lamps on, Always dickin' prattin', Looked like a reuseable tampon. Tried to chat the birds up, He'd always end up bleedin', It's tough w

by The Macc Lads on album An Orifice and a Genital: Out-Takes 1986-1991

All the lads are drinking and puking on the dance hall floor Knobby's in the Ladies with his willy up a big fat whore Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight He's going to rip off her b