Harvey Danger - Meeting the Remarkable Men Lyrics

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ
He said, "Two words about inanity fundamental Christianity"
The food was very nice, but then he had to go and die for my sins
And stick my ass with the check

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy
Go near an open window and that'll be the end of me

I bowed before the avatar
He said, "The problems clear to me you never got over morass"
I said "Well, right you are"
"It's so much harder to be underfed than under understood," he said

Yeah show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy
Go near an open window and that'll be the end of me

I went to see Kip Winger, he said, "In my day we knew how to party
Bands today, c'mon, not hardly"
He had a back up singer, he said, "The metal scene is a disgrace
But I ain't got no dog in that race"

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy
Go near an open window and that'll be the end of me

Don't despair, your mother loves you
Don't be proud because she has to
Don't despair, your mother loves you
Don't be proud, she gotta